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deernet2022-07-14 08:12 pm
lipochrome) wrote in deernet2022-07-14 08:12 pm
Entry tags:
- adaine abernant: kai,
- albert wesker: ref,
- alice baskerville (black): holly,
- anna amarande: celene,
- beatrice: mila,
- daniel larusso: jelle,
- darth maul: shade,
- faith lehane: kai,
- fat billie: lucy,
- gideon nav: floral,
- harrowhark nonagesimus: kit,
- izuku "deku" midoriya: tea,
- johnny lawrence: josh,
- kainé: ava,
- kaworu nagisa: ru,
- luna lovegood: cheryl,
- nara'a sunvara: matt,
- neopolitan: latroma,
- oscar pine: basil,
- paul atreides: beth,
- pyrrha dve: silyara,
- qrow branwen: batty,
- ruby rose: josh,
- sansa stark: lindsey,
- sayo yasuda: doom,
- shōyō hinata: owlie,
- stanford pines: kei,
- the emperor: rona,
- tory nichols: lex,
- vi: aeri
video; un: xX_coolbonebabe_Xx
[ A familiar song starts up, and the video opens to reveal a lone young woman, dancing in an abandoned warehouse. The cots on the floor only add to the ambiance. ]
Hey, what’s up, Trench? [ The dancing continues. ] This is a callout post for John Gaius. You might know him? Shit sense of humor, black eyes, calls himself Teacher. He fucked over the ocean, recently. Hard to miss.
[ beep beep, beep boop, beep boop boop… ]
Well did you know that’s he’s, hm, super problematic? [ Shuffle shuffle. ] Yeah, we’re talking baby-killing, planet destroying bombs. He rolls with a crew of problematic bachelors, and they call themselves his Fists and Gestures.
[ time to put your hands in the air like you just don’t care ]
But I mean, whatever, right? We’ve all got friend drama. Well, turns out he had been bullshitting them for ten thousand years. See, he forced all these old fuckers to kill their best friends or lovers or whatever [ here she makes air quotes: ] “for the good of the empire,” but turns out they never really needed to. All those people died for nothing.
[ yeeahhh macarena ]
How do I know this? Well, a few thousand years later, he decided he needed a few more human sacrifices, and I was one of them! And he was a dick to my necromancer, Harrowhark. And, moreover, he is still down bad for the frosty entombed weirdo he calls his wife, and she isn’t even that hot!
[ like, come on!!! ]
Anyway, you guys know what month it is. You know what to do.
[ Gideon stops dancing, and grins. ]
Drag him.
Hey, what’s up, Trench? [ The dancing continues. ] This is a callout post for John Gaius. You might know him? Shit sense of humor, black eyes, calls himself Teacher. He fucked over the ocean, recently. Hard to miss.
[ beep beep, beep boop, beep boop boop… ]
Well did you know that’s he’s, hm, super problematic? [ Shuffle shuffle. ] Yeah, we’re talking baby-killing, planet destroying bombs. He rolls with a crew of problematic bachelors, and they call themselves his Fists and Gestures.
[ time to put your hands in the air like you just don’t care ]
But I mean, whatever, right? We’ve all got friend drama. Well, turns out he had been bullshitting them for ten thousand years. See, he forced all these old fuckers to kill their best friends or lovers or whatever [ here she makes air quotes: ] “for the good of the empire,” but turns out they never really needed to. All those people died for nothing.
[ yeeahhh macarena ]
How do I know this? Well, a few thousand years later, he decided he needed a few more human sacrifices, and I was one of them! And he was a dick to my necromancer, Harrowhark. And, moreover, he is still down bad for the frosty entombed weirdo he calls his wife, and she isn’t even that hot!
[ like, come on!!! ]
Anyway, you guys know what month it is. You know what to do.
[ Gideon stops dancing, and grins. ]
Drag him.