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deernet2021-09-30 01:10 am
charlastan) wrote in deernet2021-09-30 01:10 am
Video; un: MrMurdery
[Stan is broadcasting from what some might recognize as the interior of the Murder Hut. Throughout the month Stan's been working on repairs because it's a good way to get rid of all that bloodsport energy and also the humming endless anxiety about how October is coming.
But when he gets on camera, he's grinning! He's kind of tired around the edges, but he's chipper at least!]
Hello, Trench! It's your local Mr. Murder-y here!
[He waves, like it's an infomercial!]
Mark your calendars, folks! The Murder Hut is returning November 1st! That's right; we're absolutely not messing around with October here at the Hut. Once whatever's gonna happen happens, we'll be open for business!
[The windows directly behind Stan are pre-emptively boarded up, in fact. You know...just in case. It's fine.]
Anyway! I'm looking for unpaid labor to help me fix up the Murder Hut to get ready for our grand reopening. It's still pretty busted from that time I got eaten by a giant worm. Now, where are all those teenagers I've come to know and tolerate?
[He mimes like he's squinting out into an audience. Surely someone will turn up to help him with a pitch like that, right?]
But when he gets on camera, he's grinning! He's kind of tired around the edges, but he's chipper at least!]
Hello, Trench! It's your local Mr. Murder-y here!
[He waves, like it's an infomercial!]
Mark your calendars, folks! The Murder Hut is returning November 1st! That's right; we're absolutely not messing around with October here at the Hut. Once whatever's gonna happen happens, we'll be open for business!
[The windows directly behind Stan are pre-emptively boarded up, in fact. You know...just in case. It's fine.]
Anyway! I'm looking for unpaid labor to help me fix up the Murder Hut to get ready for our grand reopening. It's still pretty busted from that time I got eaten by a giant worm. Now, where are all those teenagers I've come to know and tolerate?
[He mimes like he's squinting out into an audience. Surely someone will turn up to help him with a pitch like that, right?]
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[He looks smug as he crosses his arms, like he's ready to play this game forever if he must.]
You gotta give me some kind of taste or I just won't come at all!
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[Stan crosses his arms and grins right back.]
None of us are exactly hurtin' for money around here. Curiosity'll get the better of you eventually. This place is gonna be the talk of the town and it's on you if you don't wanna be in on the conversation, kid.
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You wanna bet? 40 bucks -or whatever passes for money around here- says I won't step foot in your place in my entire life.