Ewwwwww!! — That is SO nasty...!! But also, HA HA! He probably deserved that gross lump. I'm willin' to bet that guy is actually some slimy sleazeball that'll con ya outta crap.

(or maybe the reality, the trench folk is just a really nice person with a family and a hard worker. but who needs the truth? because making things up is way funnier.)