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deernet2021-09-30 11:24 pm
quipsandthwips) wrote in deernet2021-09-30 11:24 pm
Video; UN: Spider-Man
Hey, everyone! Spider-Man here — AKA your favorite Peter! Sorry to all the other Peters, but them's just the breaks. I've worked too hard the last three years around here to not get top-billed spot as Peter! ... Alright, alright, maybe I'll share with Peter Graham. But only because he's as old and tired as me. We're like a thousand years old in spirit, right? Right. The Peter Pack old boys.
Anyway, I used to give people informational packets, back when we lived in, uh... Deerington. You know, in Maine? You remember that old chestnut? Yeah, me too. Lucky me, my house and lab came with me! A little less furbished, but I do what I can. I'll be starting up my new job as a teacher here at the school soon, because old habits die hard, but I suppose I don't mind doing some teaching outside of the school, too, sooooo...
If you wanna know anything about the world that existed before Trench, I can answer questions as best I can. You guys all deserve that. And, uh. If it helps — I've attached a copy of the PPPP(S). Yup, that's right! The original! The O.G., as the hip kids call it.
[FILE ATTACHED.]
Super sorry if anything's confusing; I can fill out any of the weird blanks or things that don't quite make sense. And for everyone who doesn't need this info because they swam their little squid tuckuses behind me.... Hey! How's it going! Tell me a good joke, if you've got one. Let me know how you're settling while you're at it. I've been pretty good, personally. Lots of fighting, y'know. Creepy monsters away from the outskirts of town.
So basically nothing's changed.
Well, nothing other than the month, I guess! Wow, wait, is it already a new month? Can't believe...
[He trails off, and seems to realize, belatedly, loudly, and with great concern:]
OH NO, NOT OCTOBER!
Anyway, I used to give people informational packets, back when we lived in, uh... Deerington. You know, in Maine? You remember that old chestnut? Yeah, me too. Lucky me, my house and lab came with me! A little less furbished, but I do what I can. I'll be starting up my new job as a teacher here at the school soon, because old habits die hard, but I suppose I don't mind doing some teaching outside of the school, too, sooooo...
If you wanna know anything about the world that existed before Trench, I can answer questions as best I can. You guys all deserve that. And, uh. If it helps — I've attached a copy of the PPPP(S). Yup, that's right! The original! The O.G., as the hip kids call it.
[FILE ATTACHED.]
Super sorry if anything's confusing; I can fill out any of the weird blanks or things that don't quite make sense. And for everyone who doesn't need this info because they swam their little squid tuckuses behind me.... Hey! How's it going! Tell me a good joke, if you've got one. Let me know how you're settling while you're at it. I've been pretty good, personally. Lots of fighting, y'know. Creepy monsters away from the outskirts of town.
So basically nothing's changed.
Well, nothing other than the month, I guess! Wow, wait, is it already a new month? Can't believe...
[He trails off, and seems to realize, belatedly, loudly, and with great concern:]
OH NO, NOT OCTOBER!
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[It's important to keep the lad humble.]
I wouldn't have to fight him, anyway! I'd bribe him with food. And if that failed, I'd just tell him his girlfriend needs him for something! Bam, instant pacifistic Spidey victory, just like usual!
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But can you imagine Peter with an ego for like five seconds?
Wouldn't that just be incredible?
[She does tap her chin in thought.]
Okay- I can't argue with that. I'm pretty sure both of those are fool proof ways to beat Peter in a pinch. Have you seen how soft he gets like the second Luna gets mentioned? It's adorable.
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I'd say equally as cute as Ange and Ruby! But what would their couple name be?
Ruge? Anby?
[Oh lord, Spider-Man is a shipper.]
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[Okay. Now it's time for her cheeks to go a little red. Jeez she didn't know spider-man knew about this ship.]
Wha- I mean- Yeah I guess they're pretty cool.
Ugh Anby kind of reminds me of Arbie's which is probably where they would go on a date-
So I'm going to go with that one.