Hm, for that I may occasionally call it by the title you actually pick in public.

[terrible, saccharine, smiling softly. very gross. he is going to keep idly running his hand through pal's hair so be ready to pay up with an entire book series of increasingly vague titles.]

I suppose I'll be prepared to make scones. Of all the things I could make someone for payment and you choose that. [deep sigh. why will no one let him make robots all the time.] Please. Vi alone will never let me live it down.

[he's already prepared for it though. the price of supporting pal's dark work, inevitable ribbing about it.]