Hmm, you indulge me too much and I'll think you like me. [badum tsh] Only if you can say it without rolling your eyes.

[Those are his terms. Now, in the book series Viktor is generating purely through this affection, volume one: This Book has Pages in It is already taking shape... Palamedes shuts his eyes, content despite the crimes he's doing to his spine for this right now.]

I've heard on the street that other people like food. You can make other things, if you want. Maybe something to bribe Vi with, so she'll leave you in peace just a little bit.

[smash cut to vi going "why's viktor got wings" in ten minutes on this very post, oopsie doodle]