I would imagine the literal bond did a better job of that. [a tap on pal's scalp, then in a pleasant tone,] Take what you can get in this.

[he'll roll his eyes where pal can't see, is that good enough. and don't worry, viktor will make him a new spine.]

Oh, you realize as much? Impressive, given your one man war against flavor as a concept. [and a pause to consider that. can vi be bought.] I still need to make her a gift for this holiday nonsense. Did I tell you Jason and somehow busy bodied ourselves into planning a party? For a number of holidays I've never heard of.

[he doubts pal knows them either. they are so bad at Earth Things]