Would you believe me if I told you it was, in fact, both? It might be an in-character academic paper. Call it an experimental style.

[Ha ha, that's a pun, because-- no, alright, he's done. Anyway, on to things with actual serious life consequences,]

Thank you, though. We've been informed we forgot to mention it for longer than I'll publicly admit, but I'm pushing through. How are you, Anna? You've been well?