Well— fair enough. Necromancy loops us back around to not taking very long at all, although the field is hardly completely developed.

[Never mind, he supposes. He shakes his head, with no free hand to dismissively wave away the perils of higher education. He is Approaching the Library, howdy, allow him to shoulder in with his armful of study materials and so still not hang up the omni, oop.

As for garlic bread, "toast" is fine, it's "with garlic" that worries him. Flavors...]

I hope you're ready to get a crash course in the rest of my food-related neuroses. You have my word that I'll try your mother's recipes, of course, but... [food... yuck.]