I think they would love birds. Can we paint them the team colors?

[Eh? Eh? A bunch of little hot wings, literally?? They can sit on the horrible metal tree until they get given to the kids, it will be a whole production.

Viktor gets a kiss on the hand for his awful, terrible HexScreen. If he gets to put a hex on everything, Palamedes gets to title his book with a full paragraph. Them's the rules.]

It's already killing me; I'm going to love it. Will it be Rio-proof, for when she inevitably bonks her whole face into it? Maybe I'll get her a nice hat to wear.

[A soft hat... a squid hat, match Viktor's mug.]