video: un: ontherocks
[It must be that time of the month, because there's another newbie on the network. This one, a 20-something woman with riotously curly blonde hair, is sprawled on her back on the beach, holding the Omni up above her face. It's not a great angle, but whatever.]
Hey, if one of these places sells calamari, s'that cannibalism? Cause I love that shit. Also I got so much sand in my ass crack right now I'm gonna be shittin' pearls for weeks.
[She could just...leave the beach. Does she know they're allowed to leave the beach?
She...likely doesn't know they can leave the beach.
Saxsice ends her foray into social media by dropping the Omni on her face and cussing as the feed ends. OW FUCK--!!
Hey, if one of these places sells calamari, s'that cannibalism? Cause I love that shit. Also I got so much sand in my ass crack right now I'm gonna be shittin' pearls for weeks.
[She could just...leave the beach. Does she know they're allowed to leave the beach?
She...likely doesn't know they can leave the beach.
Saxsice ends her foray into social media by dropping the Omni on her face and cussing as the feed ends. OW FUCK--!!