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(Darth) Maul ([personal profile] survivalthroughhate) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-03 05:46 pm

Video; un: darkness

[The video turns on and it's everyone's not-so-favorite Sith Lord. He looks better than he did upon arrival though he wears the usual expression of just barely contained fury he's known for. Sitting next to him is a creature that might be the stuff of human nightmares given how they're all teeth. They could have easily been mistaken for a monster in this place were it not for the fact they're remaining perfectly still, Maul's right hand resting along their back.

If you're all done fooling around with these devices like the children half of you are, perhaps we can turn our attention to more serious matters. Oh, and for those of you who had hoped I wouldn't find my way here, so sorry to disappoint.

[Though he sounds anything but.]

For one, I recall a lot of bleating about organizing a government and such during your charming little witch hunt of me. I assume for most you that was all talk but surely there has to be a few enterprising souls that were serious. If so, let us talk more. I am most curious given I have some experience with running an entire planet. [Venge, the Maalraas sitting by Maul, paws him gently.] Oh and has anyone else found themselves suddenly with an animal companion?

[Then, having blithely insulted a good three-fourths of the population, the video is turned off.]
kyley_b: (RL sure dude)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-09-04 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's Kyle. You?

That's super ominous, but okay. Nice to know you're uhhh, self aware?

That's legit, I'm just saying that I doubt waltzing into a city that already has some kind of working infrastructure and trying to overthrow it without understanding how shit works is a good idea.
onerthes: (14)

[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-04 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm almost some of them are exactly the same Pthumerians we encountered. Have you read a calendar? The Moss King features quite prominently. I have my suspicions that a few of those are still here. What that means is open to debate. Cynthia at least seems... content.

[She rubbed her forehead, kneading it.]

I think this is something that should probably be talked about among a few people. And with the locals. Perhaps something more in the "Council" model. So that if someone were to disappear, it would not cause an immediate collapse. And done in junction with the locals.

...

Assuming they stay friendly, which I am not currently assuming.
Edited 2021-09-04 04:42 (UTC)
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (The things I deal with)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-04 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Shock.

Awe.

Pure... nope, she can't even pretend she's surprised by his answer.
]

And you think that's going to be perfectly okay now while we're here? Hate to break it to you Maulrus, but people are going to be demanding answers and solutions from you, not just letting you go play with light swords and plotting revenge against someone who insulted your fashion sense.
kyley_b: (RL sure dude)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-09-04 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...dude, have you ever been to a place called Coruscant?

Okay, what I'm hearing is "I have experience in running a dictatorship."
siriusly: (n...y...?? maybe???)

[personal profile] siriusly 2021-09-04 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[tired later, confused and indignant now!!!]

Maybe...um, what rules, specifically? Because everyone's been awful polite and helpful to me so far. I kind of consider that a good sign that things are working the way they ought to for the most part?
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Unreadable)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-09-04 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maul used guilt card of "proving he's changed!"

It's super effective!

The bleeding heart that she is, Usagi frowns, feeling instantly awful that she judged him like that.
]

I'm sorry, I didn't know that this was something like that. [It's not an "I'm wrong, you're right." Maul may very well need to DIE for Usagi to ever get THAT out of her mouth. But it is her assuming, it's true.]

But I think considering what your experience running a planet IS, you shouldn't try and be "ruling" alone as it were.
kyley_b: (RL stubborn)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-09-04 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda both? But, uh, I've spent the last few months accidentally pissing off Jedis. They're a little uptight.

Because I doubt it worked for anybody but you in the long run, dude.

Look, I actually do think we should get involved in the governing process for our own good, but taking over just to instill some kinda totalitarian bullshit? No way, dude. We can do better. [He figures if he could persuade Fidel Castro to try democracy when he was eight, he can maybe sway Maul.]
blackmothwings: (30)

Video; UN: blackmoths

[personal profile] blackmothwings 2021-09-04 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I am pleased to see that some people are using this network properly. But I would expect no less from you, Maul.

How do you fare?
deadboywalking: ([:|] i'm literally in hell)

video; un: willthewise

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-09-04 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Will is grimacing a little and rubbing at his temples like he's getting the beginning of a headache.]

Yeahhhh, I...remember everything about you now.
thinkfirst: (stare | caught | unsure)

video; un: scifo

[personal profile] thinkfirst 2021-09-05 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Flynn has in fact found himself in the company of an animal companion, which means he has both a new horse friend AND a lot of opinions about proper government.

Also, some concerns, which is why he is frowning down at the little device.
]

I hardly think that now is the time to be talking of forming a new government, although I have certainly noticed that no such formal structure seems to exist here. Am I correct in my understanding that this was attempted before, in the previous place to this one?

[ And that for some reason it was in response to this person's actions—although Flynn is going to try and gather more information about that before making any kind of judgment. Still, he's concerned. ]
deadboywalking: ([:|] s a v a g e)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-09-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, but you, uh...you kinda have a way, of um. Saying stuff.

[You have no tact, Maul, that's what he means.]
frogfear: (027)

Video; UN: Willow

[personal profile] frogfear 2021-09-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Good to see you're back to your usual pleasant self again.

[No, it's really not.]

Also, for it to be a witch hunt, you either have to be a) a witch, or b) not have actually done anything wrong.
morningstud: (🥃 you're the only thing i've damaged)

video; un: morningstar

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-09-05 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... Lucifer certainly doesn't look happy. He's honestly been pretty neutral when it comes to the things Maul's done, thinking it best not to get carried away, but they haven't been here in this "new" world long at all.

He's already tired of this.]


Is taunting people how you prove you're no threat to them now?

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