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(Darth) Maul ([personal profile] survivalthroughhate) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-03 05:46 pm

Video; un: darkness

[The video turns on and it's everyone's not-so-favorite Sith Lord. He looks better than he did upon arrival though he wears the usual expression of just barely contained fury he's known for. Sitting next to him is a creature that might be the stuff of human nightmares given how they're all teeth. They could have easily been mistaken for a monster in this place were it not for the fact they're remaining perfectly still, Maul's right hand resting along their back.

If you're all done fooling around with these devices like the children half of you are, perhaps we can turn our attention to more serious matters. Oh, and for those of you who had hoped I wouldn't find my way here, so sorry to disappoint.

[Though he sounds anything but.]

For one, I recall a lot of bleating about organizing a government and such during your charming little witch hunt of me. I assume for most you that was all talk but surely there has to be a few enterprising souls that were serious. If so, let us talk more. I am most curious given I have some experience with running an entire planet. [Venge, the Maalraas sitting by Maul, paws him gently.] Oh and has anyone else found themselves suddenly with an animal companion?

[Then, having blithely insulted a good three-fourths of the population, the video is turned off.]
morningstud: (πŸ₯ƒ you're the only thing i've damaged)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-09-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Somebody who isn't impressed by your performance. After that show, you expect people to have serious conversations with you?

"I know I've just insulted the lot of you, but has anyone else woken up with an animal near them?" Honestly.
morningstud: (🍷 so make up your own ending)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-09-06 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I've never even heard of you before.

My first impression of you is a self-important man taunting the masses about how you dodged whatever fate awaited anyone who wasn't able to escape the child's collapsing dream.

If you want to win me over to your side, you're doing a poor job of it.
morningstud: (🍷 can you take it all away)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-09-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not one to hold a grudge.

[It's true. It's pointless when you're immortal. Or, well, usually immortal. He doesn't want to test that here.]

Your animal companion appears to have made some sort of compelling argument.
morningstud: (πŸ₯ƒ cracked to the cranium)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-09-20 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You should consider it.

[Seriously, buddy. Also don't jump to the worst possible conclusion.]

Yes... I've had much the same experience with Ceres.

[And he just sort of pivots his device a bit to show off a stern-looking cat before moving it back to him.]

It's... quite a strange thing to become aware of, isn't it?
Edited 2021-09-20 22:17 (UTC)
morningstud: (🍸 and i lied when i said i was fine)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-10-01 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
It does take some effort.

[Said like how someone might discuss the weather. There's no barb to it at all.]

Is that what yours is?

[He turns to look at Ceres for a moment, who just looks at him like he suspects a normal cat would.]

I'm not so sure that's what Ceres is.
morningstud: (🍸 and now my)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-10-25 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see.

[He looks to the creature next to Maul with great interest.]

You should listen to them.
morningstud: (🍸 and i lied when i said i was fine)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-10-28 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not sure what to say right away, but he's suddenly completely sorry that Dr. Linda has had to deal with his own attitude towards things for so many years.]

I'd say a stranger with no real horse in the race agreeing is a compelling argument, is it not?
morningstud: (🍺 when we decline from)

[personal profile] morningstud 2021-12-08 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Precisely! I don't have any emotional stake in this situation. It's a bit like being a therapist, I suppose.