[Ariadne find herself trying very hard not to stare at Fern's hair. She knows what that feels like and it's awful.

...but wow.]

You're welcome to take samples, if you like. I don't know if any of this can be replicated.

[A pause.]

Is the soil quality very important to your health? No, no, no. I know that's an indelicate question, so you don't have to answer. But if it is, I want to help any way I can.