video; un: dovahkiin (backdated to early Nov)

[fusrodaaaah]

Um.

[Wow, it's a rare show of video from Melius. The Argonian is sitting on the beach, in the cold, at his little tent. A lizard, in the cold. But he doesn't seem at all bothered by it.]

[He shifts where he sits, and then just. Straight up thrusts a basket of mushrooms at the camera.]

I was - I was um. [He ducks his head, hiding behind the basket.]

I know mushrooms! Really well! I um - if you need! To know! I can - I can tell you!

Goodbye!

[He shuts it off, right there.]

[... basically, Melius is offering his services as a mushroom expert. With a lot more anxious yelling than necessary.]

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[danserai]

[ ahiru shakes her head. ]

It's all right. I can ask someone else! But you told me about it so thank you!

[fusrodaaaah]

But I didn't ... tell you anything useful...

[danserai]

But you did.

You told me the last place was a dream and many people came from there to here. That's useful to me.

[swellter]

The good ones are the ones you can eat?

[droptheious]

I'd appreciate that, thanks! You're a lifesaver.

[He appreciates you SO MUCH, Buddy.]

Exactly. Just give them a wide berth. They'd probably make a pretty good weapon coating, though.

[You know, if you REALLY wanted to kill something attacking you. ]

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay, um. Do you want it - do you want to come by or um. I can. Ask the dragon to bring it.

[Or send your raccoon, bro.]

... I can make poisons for that. They're. They're probably... safer.

[fusrodaaaah]

Y-yes!

Or um. They... have good. Properties. Like healing.

[fusrodaaaah]

It... it is?

[danserai]

Of course!

And I learned about alchemy too. So that's two new things!

[possessum]

It definitely gets cold. People like come there to ski and stuff. Oh— sorry, do you know about skiing? It's just this thing where people like put... wood things on their feet and go down a mountain? It's kinda crazy.

( ...Peter rambles, as he does whenever he's nervous, which is always. But still, this counts as conversation.... They're doing it...! )

Oh— sorry. Tamriel? Is it... cold there?

( .....An invigorating conversation, truly. )

[swellter]

Healing? By magic or medicinal properties.

[fusrodaaaah]

Oh. Um.

Both.

[fusrodaaaah]

Oh.

I can um. I know alchemy. So that's - that's good!

[fusrodaaaah]

Go down a mountain...? On - on purpose?

[No it's fine with him. Ramble away, Peter. Melius is more than happy to listen to people talk - usually because it means he doesn't have to speak up.]

Um. Some places? S-Skyrim is. It's really cold. And - and there's always ice. There.

[danserai]

See? Even if it's one or two things, it's meaningful.

It doesn't matter how big or small it is.

[fusrodaaaah]

O-oh. I didn't... know that.

Anything?

[danserai]

Mm, like me teaching you about ballet.

You never know when it might come in handy.

[droptheious]

I can come by! I like spending time with you, Buddy.

[Something something friendship.]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. They'd make a great poison.

[swellter]

[ Interesting. It sounds like an item he'd like to incorporate to his first aid kit. ]

How much of this food item do you have? Can I have some?

[fusrodaaaah]

Oh! Oh um. Okay. I have um - soup.

[He almost always has soup. It's just easy to keep boiling it on a daily basis.]

I um. I'd have to... taste them. To know. How they work.

[fusrodaaaah]

Yes!

[... wait.]

I um. I have a lot. You can have some.

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay. Um.

I will. Remember ballet.

[danserai]

Well.

Maybe ballet isn't that important.

[swellter]

Can I have your coordinates?

[fusrodaaaah]

...



My... my what?