[Oh, crying uncontrollably on the floor is the best. 10/10, would recommend. Except when it makes people ask if you're okay, and you have no idea how to answer that question.]
Y-yes, I um. I am. It's. It's a family... thing. [It's not all that cool he just tastes ridiculous things and makes potions.]
O-oh! Yes. Yes, you can. Um - hold on.
[So he ducks off screen for a minute. Rummaging around until he finds what he's looking for, and holds up a big clump of mushroom.] Sulfur shelves! They - they taste like chicken.
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Y-yes, I um. I am. It's. It's a family... thing. [It's not all that cool he just tastes ridiculous things and makes potions.]
O-oh! Yes. Yes, you can. Um - hold on.
[So he ducks off screen for a minute. Rummaging around until he finds what he's looking for, and holds up a big clump of mushroom.] Sulfur shelves! They - they taste like chicken.
[A beat.]
They really do.