video; un: dovahkiin (backdated to early Nov)

[fusrodaaaah]

Um.

[Wow, it's a rare show of video from Melius. The Argonian is sitting on the beach, in the cold, at his little tent. A lizard, in the cold. But he doesn't seem at all bothered by it.]

[He shifts where he sits, and then just. Straight up thrusts a basket of mushrooms at the camera.]

I was - I was um. [He ducks his head, hiding behind the basket.]

I know mushrooms! Really well! I um - if you need! To know! I can - I can tell you!

Goodbye!

[He shuts it off, right there.]

[... basically, Melius is offering his services as a mushroom expert. With a lot more anxious yelling than necessary.]

Comments

[fusrodaaaah]

O-oh. Um.



Thank you.

[Wait, quick, say something else.] Did - did you need. Um. Soup?

[Oh he nailed it.]

[enblightened]

I certainly do not need it, but if you have any to spare and you would like me to try some, I would gladly do so.

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay!

[There's... clattering noises in the background.]

Um - there's. Seaweed soup. Potato. Sulfur shelf stew...

[enblightened]

Which one is your favorite?

[fusrodaaaah]

All of them!

B-but. Um. Potato is probably... good for most. People.

[enblightened]

Very well, Chef Melius. One serving of potato stew it is.

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay! Um. Where...

Where are you?