[Right, can't just tell a guy he's seeing things so broadly. But he looks like of impressed.]

Hey, you're taking that news better than most people would. [A smile and then he pales a bit.] Oh wait, blisters? Man, don't go near those things. Those are definitely real. And dangerous. It's the mushrooms that aren't really there, but you're not the only one, pretty sure it's a paleblood thing for this month.