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[jedies]

[ there's a house covered in toilet paper with a very tired jedi standing in front of it, just massaging his temple. ]

Is there a reason why my house is covered in paper? I assume there is a purpose to this other than a gross misuse of resources and time. If you have any issues with me, I much prefer a discussion than a clean up job.

[ he swats some of the butterflies away before sighing. ]

I'll be here. Tidying up.

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[jedies]

Oh, I'm not really annoyed, just sort of confused. It's not as if I'm from Earth to truly react appropriately.

[ruinously]

Well, I dunno. They might've gotten just what they wanted with this post.

Want some help cleaning up? Better get that down before it gets wet.

[jedies]

[ a reaction? that does make sense. ]

Ah, that's very kind of you but I'm sure we have it controlled. It won't take very long with some judicious use of the Force.

[venatoris]

[ ayuuuup ]</small It's no problem, but yeah I'm sure it goes a lot faster when you got magical space powers.

[jedies]

It does tend to make things easier. It cuts down on chore time as well.

[venatoris]

Hell yeah it does. You should open a housekeeping business. Sweep through and do peoples chores in five minutes for a couple shiny rocks or something.

[jedies]

[ a low chuckle. ]

That might be a bit problematic. We come to serve, not to make a profit. No matter how tempting it may seem.

[venatoris]

Well, you could always donate the shinies. Is there an orphanage here? Cause there sure seems to be a lotta kids running around. Lot of 'em come to the arcade.

[jedies]

[ hmm. ]

I'll admit, I haven't looked into it. I've been preoccupied of late.

[venatoris]

[ on occasion, dean has a bright idea that isn't terrible ]

Might be worth checking out. I was thinking about it the other day, cause the arcade's a big draw for kids and teens. [ which was part of the point. give them something to do, something fun that he never really got to properly enjoy. let them have as much of a childhood as possible in a dangerous environment. ]

But I think everyone's been busy with all the crap that goes on around here, so you're not alone.

[jedies]

[ he sighs. ]

Perhaps not, but that's no reason to neglect my calling.

[venatoris]

Well, give yourself a little credit at least. We had friggin' jumanji, I think it can be forgiven.

[jedies]

[ he smiles faintly. ]

Perhaps. I've never been very good at that.