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[jedies]

[ there's a house covered in toilet paper with a very tired jedi standing in front of it, just massaging his temple. ]

Is there a reason why my house is covered in paper? I assume there is a purpose to this other than a gross misuse of resources and time. If you have any issues with me, I much prefer a discussion than a clean up job.

[ he swats some of the butterflies away before sighing. ]

I'll be here. Tidying up.

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[hearuthinking]

[And now he's fighting hard not to smile. Trying hard to take the comment seriously]

Sure, we've all been through the ringer. This seems kinda ridiculous in comparison, huh?

[jedies]

It's not what I expected to wake up to.

[hearuthinking]

That's the point, general.

[jedies]

There is a point to this?

[hearuthinking]

Well, yeah. People have probably told you it's a pretty common prank for Earth kids to pull on authority figures.

[jedies]

I hardly think I'm anyone's authority figure at the moment.

[hearuthinking]

You were once. Not sayin' I would've TP'ed any of my C. O.'s houses, but I can see soldiers doin' dumb shit to their C. O.'s for a laugh.

[jedies]

[ he nods in understanding. ]

None of my battalion are here. And I teach in an unofficial category.

[hearuthinking]

[He shrugs] Guess someone was just fuckin' with you for the hell of it.

[jedies]

I wouldn't put it past anyone, I suppose.