( video | un: kenobi )

[jedies]

[ there's a house covered in toilet paper with a very tired jedi standing in front of it, just massaging his temple. ]

Is there a reason why my house is covered in paper? I assume there is a purpose to this other than a gross misuse of resources and time. If you have any issues with me, I much prefer a discussion than a clean up job.

[ he swats some of the butterflies away before sighing. ]

I'll be here. Tidying up.

Comments

[abornfighter]

[She thinks back to Amanda LaRusso saying "No one can help you if you don't ask for it", takes a breath, and pushes herself to ask. She is way out of her depth here, and the sooner she gets things under control, the sooner she can be independent.]

If I help you clean up the TP mess, will you teach me a few basics?

[jedies]

[ he blinks. ]

Of course. But you don't need to help if you don't want. I'm happy to offer my assistance.

[abornfighter]

I'm not going to ask for something without offering anything in return. If you're going to help me, then I'll help you with this problem.

[jedies]

[ hmm. ]

All right. Why don't you come down to the house? I'm happy to have some additional help.

[abornfighter]

See you soon. By the way, I don't know if there's any glitter around here or not, but if there is, you could make a glitter bomb as a revenge prank when you find out whoever did this.

[jedies]

I'm afraid you may have to help me there. I'm not terribly familiar with those.

[abornfighter]

A glitter bomb is when you fill something like an envelope, a bucket, or some other container with glitter and set it up so that your target will get covered in glitter. If you really want to get creative, you can set it up so it's spring-loaded, or add in a fan so the glitter will go everywhere. It's great for when someone has annoyed you, but you don't actually want to hurt them.

[jedies]

Ah. Well, I'll keep it in mind. It does sound like a potential . . . come back.

[abornfighter]

I've seen glitter bomb pranks where someone has rigged a camera to capture the person's reaction to the glitter bomb. If you're good with tech, that's something else you can add to it.

[jedies]

Tempting. It's a shame revenge is not the Jedi way.

[abornfighter]

What if I'm the one who delivers the glitter bomb and you just make it for an arts and crafts project? Are there any loopholes in the Jedi way?

[jedies]

That would be perfectly acceptable.