( video | un: kenobi )

[jedies]

[ there's a house covered in toilet paper with a very tired jedi standing in front of it, just massaging his temple. ]

Is there a reason why my house is covered in paper? I assume there is a purpose to this other than a gross misuse of resources and time. If you have any issues with me, I much prefer a discussion than a clean up job.

[ he swats some of the butterflies away before sighing. ]

I'll be here. Tidying up.

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[wapples]

Not ever?

Not even if someone, like, toilet papered your house every night?

[Asking for a friend the weird neighbours.

He can just imagine what his karate instructor would have to say about that too, for that matter.]

[jedies]

No. Not even then.

It would be a pointless waste of energy.

[wapples]

Huh. That's -

[He's trying to maintain his innocent composure, but it's very hard to keep a straight face.]


Just don't tell your neighbours about that, I guess?

[jedies]

I'm afraid it's common knowledge.

[ hmm. ]

I don't suppose you know anything about this?

action (just rubbernecking, basically, don't mind him)

[spiritwalks]

[From a small distance away, Vyng can't help but sloooowly peer over Obi-Wan's shoulder.

He doesn't say anything just yet. But he is curious what Billie knows. Because he knows his kid, and his kid is putting out some weird "who, ME?" vibes right now.]

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[bardbarous]

Why would Billie know anything? He's just an innocent kid! He can't even throw that high!

[ Yes, he can. ]

[jedies]

[ obi-wan crosses his arms. ]

I asked if he knew anything, not that he did anything.

[bardbarous]

[ Ah fuck. ]

Uh, yeah. So did I! [ He throws it back on Obi-Wan with all the finesse of a toddler. ] It was probably you neighbors like Billie said, Anakin probably did something to piss them off.

[jedies]

Bold of you to think Anakin would know his neighbours.

[bardbarous]

He doesn't need to know someone to piss them off. His dickery is pervasive!

[ Sounds like Tuck is speaking from experience here, huh. Also, "pervasive" was the Word of the Day on his device. He had to use it in a sentence. ]

[jedies]

Is that so?

Hence the retaliation?

im so sorry

[bardbarous]

Yeah! Maybe he was asking for it! Maybe what goes around, comes around! Maybe there's another cliche I phrase I can use!

[jedies]

I see.

And was I asking for it as well? Since this is my house.

action drive-by

[spiritwalks]

[From off-camera:]

Maybe it's Maybelline!

[wapples]

[Oh, um. Um...

Billie just flashes the most innocent of looks as both Tuck and Vyng chime in.]

Nooooo, I don't know anything at all. I am just a small boy! Look at how small I am, I definitely couldn't throw that high. Besides, I was sound asleep!

[jedies]

[ hm. time for some reverse psychology. ]

I suppose you are right. A small child like yourself can't be capable of much. Especially throwing things.

action drive-by

[spiritwalks]

Hey. [Said sharply, from the background.] Billie can do anything once he puts his mind to it.

[Louder:]

Don't listen to him, buddy! I've seen what you can do with your pitch arm! It's uh-mazing! Okay?

[wapples]

[Billie absolutely walks right into Obi-Wan's attempt right behind Vyng.]

Yeah! I can do anything I put my mind to!

[Oh. Wait... Wait. He didn't mean toilet papering.]

Except that - I mean, I was in my bed sleeping all night!