( video | un: kenobi )

[jedies]

[ there's a house covered in toilet paper with a very tired jedi standing in front of it, just massaging his temple. ]

Is there a reason why my house is covered in paper? I assume there is a purpose to this other than a gross misuse of resources and time. If you have any issues with me, I much prefer a discussion than a clean up job.

[ he swats some of the butterflies away before sighing. ]

I'll be here. Tidying up.

Comments

[opress]

Why would we? You always have your hands full with everyone clamoring for your attention.

[jedies]

My hands — Is that what you thought was happening?

[opress]

[Savage is literally told nothing. His perception of galaxy drama was very far removed.]

You attract a lot of attention just be existing. You're like one of those big ugly bugs hanging around town. Don't you have a flock of Jedi now? Plus your apprentice. Plus my brother.

[jedies]

I attract people by being a bug?

[opress]

I'll confirm with Maul, but you aren't ugly like the insects here.

[jedies]

I'm flattered, I think . . .

[opress]

Does my brother know that you're 'seeing someone'?

[jedies]

I doubt it and it has nothing to do with him.

[opress]

Why would you admit that to me?

[jedies]

Is there a reason why I shouldn't?

You are yourself. Not simply an extension of Maul.

[opress]

Because, as you say, we haven't spent such time in that capacity.

I could tell him.

[jedies]

You could.

[opress]

[For a moment, he sounded uncomfortable as he sighed. He wouldn't tell unless specifically asked. Not that it mattered as this was public.]

I expect this isn't your first dabble with this.

[jedies]

I am a Jedi, not a hermit. We do have occasional casual physical relationships. It's normal.

[opress]

Sounds like that's one reason your apprentice lives elsewhere. I wonder who will stab your physical relationship first: Apprentice or my brother.

[jedies]

. . . I doubt it'll come to that.

[opress]

Meaning you'll hide it from them or you'll step in this time if they bring out the lightsabers?

[jedies]

[ he sighs. ]

The latter, most likely.

[ also anakin shouldn't have a lightsaber at the moment. ]

[opress]

Good. Fight for what's yours.

[Which wasn't the point, but still.]

[jedies]

[ he sighs. ]

And how have you been doing, Savage?

[opress]

You're changing the subject.

[It was his turn to sigh.]

Fine, I suppose. [Wait for it.] How have you been doing, Kenobi?

[jedies]

Well enough, I suppose. Things seem to be calming down.

[opress]

[Excellent. Good talk about feelings right there.]

Calming down?

[jedies]

Well. Perhaps not calming down but leveling out.

[opress]

Were you having actual issues?