Okay, hang on. [His eyes unfocus a little bit and his head tips forward as black smoke suddenly escapes his chest like steam from a grate. It coalesces into a blob just over his shoulder and then quickly forms into an orca about the size of a small pony. It does a slow roll in the air.]
Nah, trust me, if he finds out publicly it'll be the funniest thing ever. He screams a lot, it's a riot.
Oof. I'm sorry. No kid should have to babysit her older family members.
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Okay, hang on. [His eyes unfocus a little bit and his head tips forward as black smoke suddenly escapes his chest like steam from a grate. It coalesces into a blob just over his shoulder and then quickly forms into an orca about the size of a small pony. It does a slow roll in the air.]
Nah, trust me, if he finds out publicly it'll be the funniest thing ever. He screams a lot, it's a riot.
Oof. I'm sorry. No kid should have to babysit her older family members.