I'm trying? But Cassie is swearing up and down that she doesn't have a new boyfriend, but she only acts the way she is now when a relationship was going bad. If she won't talk to me, there's only so much I can do.

[she finally feels confident in saying] I met my best friend in preschool, too. We've had our ups and downs, but I think she's grown up a little lately.

Exactly, either because they're so dense, they don't realize it's been drugged or they actually want to be drugged. Which, hey, more power to them as long as they don't mind their friends taken drugged up drunken pictures of them and posting them to the Omninet.

Squid are beyond bizarre. Couldn't it be something cute, like a chipmunk? I'd be entirely okay becoming a chipmunk.