Yeah, that's putting it mildly. [a sigh] So I'm really kind of...stuck, trying to figure out why she's apparently miserable. And I have asked, but she yells at me.

Yes. Yes! It's like he was cryogenically frozen mid-eighties and just now woke up. Scary part is, if my mom was here, she'd absolutely try to pick him up. And probably succeed.

[faintly]...okay. Squids. Squids are fine. Let's go with squids.