deernet | voice; un: BUTTMAN

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voice; un: BUTTMAN

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]

WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?

[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

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I love you too.

That's not funny.

That's not fair! You can't make me miss Vomit Girl like that.

Rude!

I'm making your tea decaf.

[He is not.]

Hey, the whole situation is rude.

No.

You know I won't actually.

No.

Like a normal person!

Oh~ very nice, I'm impressed. Any idea on the culprit?

I see how it is.

Which means it's the entire house.

In my experience, people here just tend to collect roommates as time goes on.

... Worse than 'buttman'.

Right. Probably.

I'm not distressed!

[Yes you are.]

I'm annoyed!

[... his eye may or may not have twitched.]

Adam...

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

I - didn't think they were pranks!

[Give him a second - because yes, he is going to change it. So there.]

Not yet. But I will now.

Mmm. Semantics.

[It takes a bit for him to reply. Mostly because - ]

It was my husband.

I'm asking for a divorce.

[He is not.]

No, it's the principle.

[Shiro just stop.]

Yes...

[This is the worst. He never even suspected - ]

Adam. My soon to be former husband.

[This is an exaggeration, he's just annoyed.]

There's probably a better way to get back at him than divorce.

Isn't that a bit drastic though [it seems like it for something that seems like a harmless prank]

Edited 2022-04-29 04:40 (UTC)

Okay, okay.

I could walk back into the ocean.

Yeah, it is.

I'm not serious about it. I'll... probably just swap his tea for decaf.

Oh— you mean to get him back for the name change?

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