voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[tempredmental]

Id rather you didnt joke about that kind of thing at all

[thisislife]

Pokémon. You know, the video games and Pokémon Go, gotta catch 'em all?

[unphase]

That's got to be the worst search function I've ever heard of. There's literally no other way to search for you? Even the 20th century online search options were better than that.

[entreats]

[ Shiro truly is going through that midlife crisis early now.. ]

Basically. [ Ange isn't exactly sure what the post said, but she's pretty sure he did ask that.. ] I'm pretty sure he said that he was curious how long it'd take before you would notice it.

[chickenchoicejudy]

It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeee!

[shiro2hero]

[IGNORING YOUR WHINING, SON!!!]

[or not, not really.]

[Because a little bit later, he comes back, after Ange spilled -]

I'm divorcing Adam.

[shiro2hero]

Keith, how am I going to accomplish that?

[shiro2hero]

Doesn't really ring a bell...

I think a couple people here have them, though?

[shiro2hero]

There might be?

It's a magic kind of device, I think.

[shiro2hero]

Well. Great. Now he has his answer.

And I'm going to walk back into the ocean.

[romancekiller]

Yeah, that's true but it still applies.

I'm Clarke, by the way.

[unphase]

Well, yes, but if it has such a sweeping inability, color me unimpressed with magic.

[thisislife]

[okay. that was a response she wasn't expecting. now what to say?]

Really? That's pretty cool.

[#nailedit]

[entreats]

Come on, Shiro.

[ It's not like Ange doesn't get it. She also hates public embarrassment.

But it's not like she wants him to feel bad, so-- ]

You'll survive this. You know that everyone here already likes you. What do you have to lose?

[onekindsoul]

Apparently the other person was trying to have like a serious moment and bond and stuff-
And then they got really caught up in all that and didn't appreciate true art when they saw it.
Something something they actually formed a club of introverts at one point to like warn each other about stuff about that.

Relax buttman, it will all come out one day.

[shiro2hero]

To warn each other about pumpkin butts?

[shiro2hero]

Yeah - couldn't tell you who, specifically, but a few people here and there are running around with them.

[shiro2hero]

I really couldn't say. Magic has never been my specialty.

[shiro2hero]

More of my dignity?

The last shreds of respect as a capable human being?

[shiro2hero]

Shiro.

You woke up recently?

[romancekiller]

No. It's been a few months already and prior to that I was in Deerington.

[thisislife]

[Pokemon are real. this is brand-new information she was not expecting. but, okay, she can roll with it.

she hopes]

Well, I'll be on the look-out for them! They're kind of unmistakable.

[is there an Eevee? she'd do all kinds of embarrassing things to see one in person]

[unphase]

[she shrugs] Mine, either. Unless you count my recently-found abilities to throw fire, ice, and/or lightning?

[entreats]

Hey, I respect you as a capable human being, you know.

[ You have absolutely no idea how much effort it takes to not end that line with 'buttman.'

Ange is trying so hard to be good here. ]

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Without missing a beat--]

Soooo...which one of you gets me in the divorce?