voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

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[shiro2hero]

Thank you.

Very helpful.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude, no! When would I have even had a chance to?

[A pause. Then--]

...Oh wait, right, you just noticed it so you probably wouldn't know. It's been like that since the end of last month, soooo I've got an air-tight alibi. The insanity defense!

[You know, because he was too off his rocker from hallucinations to prank him this hard.]

[shiro2hero]

Then? Why not 'fit man'?

Or... 'strong man'?

[shiro2hero]

No, Fern, I am not keeping the ridiculous username.

I'm changing it back!

[lightthedarkness]

Too many of those running around. Pretty sure there's a whoooole tournament just for that about to come up, in fact.

Only one Butt Man, though.

[shiro2hero]

It's been like that how long?

[... we're pretty sure Shiro's voice isn't meant to hit that octave.]

[shiro2hero]

I'm not keeping the name 'butt man'.

I'm changing it as soon as I can.

[lightthedarkness]

No one is stopping you...

But... do you even know how?

[laminae]

But that's lame. Obviously you should respect what a sick prank this is and keep it.

[encyclonepedia]

It's your communication device, isn't it? One would think you'd be more observant.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Ryan is cracking up from somewhere in the house, sorry Shiro.]

Definitely since the end of March. Sorry, man.

[fattyhands]

[ ah. a sassy man.
sass man.
ass man?
it’s all interconnected. ]

can’t be too terrible
it’s just a name


unless you’re the shy sort and didn’t want anyone knowing

[loopsbian]

[ okay, look. she tried real hard not to laugh at him at first, but this is simply too good to pass up, isn't it? ]

Is that a problem? [ and then, almost conspiratorially: ] You know, there's nothing at all wrong it! Plenty of young men your age are into... Well, you know. Things like that.

[ despite looking fifteen, she's STILL managing to sound older than him. how is that. ]

[spiritwalks]

do you really think i'm smart enough to hijack your omni

and change your username to BUTTMAN

right under your nose

[kyley_b]

Sorry, Dad.

Okay, uhm. I could probably change it back for you?

[shiro2hero]

Why did no one say anything? I -

[The mental breaks slam on. Hard.]

... it's - I'm - Married.

[Shiro that doesn't help your case.]

[shiro2hero]

No.

It's changing back. You can have the 'buttman' name.

[shiro2hero]

END OF MARCH?

Do you know how many people - I've been talking to so many -




[The sound of a face falling into his hands.]

Oh my god.

[shiro2hero]

We've had this conversation before. You're smarter than you give yourself credit for.

But I don't know! Your name is "NUTTMAN" now.

[shiro2hero]

I can figure it out!

[Once he stops being irritated...]

[shiro2hero]

I had ... a very eventful March.

The last thing I was paying attention to was my display name. And... now I hate myself for it.

[shiro2hero]

My display name is supposed to be 'shiro', my name. So people can find me if they need me, or if they need help.

Especially new arrivals.

So... yeah, embarrassing, unhelpful, ridiculous. All of the above.

[shiro2hero]

... Did you just call me... dad?

un: trienemybest; video

[droptheious]

Noooooot guilty.

[This is the best day.]

This took far, far longer than it should have for you to notice.

[tempredmental]

Idk
A while

[Keith didn't want to give an exact date... because he remembered Adam announcing he'd done it. Hopefully, he could pass off not really knowing as a result of his own rough March.

Please don't ask... please don't ask...]