voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

So that's a no, then. [She snickers.]

[fattyhands]

as far as pranks go, it’s pretty lame, no disagreement there
but you're assuming people didn't know to look you up under the new username
pretty sure there was a psa not too long ago

[kyley_b]

Yeah. That's sort of your thing, as I understand it.

Don't worry, I'm not your secret son.

video: un; an.observer

[thisislife]

[Lexi looks mortified on his behalf]

Not me. And whomever did prrrobably deserves a suitcase wedgie. At the very least.

video: un; apparition

[unphase]

[...congratulations, this is the first thing to make her laugh all month. his prize will be a whoopie cushion.

but she's giggling. and giggling] That's horrible! That's awful! But--[but she can't help it, more giggles]

Video UN: glyphywitchy

[imaglyphwitch]

[Have Luz dissolving into laughter]

I'm-I'm sorry, it's just...I...I think its more your reaction...

[Otherwise it is very immature, but who needed to be mature all the time anyway]?

voice, un: Golden Flowers

[the_obedient_servant]

You had another username? How long ago was this? Back in the Dream?

voice; un: taka

[retsuden]

How many people have that sort of access to your profile? That would be a good list to start with, I'd think.

voice; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

[ Ah.

Someone finally noticed. ]

I've heard this was revenge.

[ Sorry, Shiro, she's sounding entirely calm about this.. ]

[laminae]

Nooo way, dude. It's your name. It'd be dumb and not funny if I stole it! The joke only works if you have it.

text | un: K

[obeir]

I like it. I think you should keep it.

[ Sorry Shiro. What a great prank. ]

[abornfighter]

Are you sure? It seems like it was chosen with care.

[spiritwalks]

i'm really not, though. if it'd been me, you would've smelled something off for sure

and I thought we were doing a thing!
what, i can't have cute matching nicknames with my friend?

["Buttman" and "Nuttman" are hardly cute, but that's beside the point.]

[shiro2hero]

I don't want it.

It's yours.

[shiro2hero]

I might not have! Last month was a lot! I



You did?

[shiro2hero]

It is not a 'no'.

I just haven't had to mess with that setting since we got here.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, it is. Hopefully the one responsible knows that.

I'm more worried about new arrivals, or people who don't know much about networks. And months without sunrises aren't usually anything to mess around with.

[shiro2hero]

It's a bad prank, that's all it is.

[shiro2hero]

I'm walking back into the ocean

[shiro2hero]

It is not. I am not.

[shiro2hero]

How long has it been like this?

And how did you know!

[spiritwalks]

you never noticed before now?

[shiro2hero]

[Wait - ]

A... suitcase what?

[shiro2hero]

Okay, let it out.

I'm changing it as soon as possible.

[shiro2hero]

It's not that funny!