voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[imaglyphwitch]

In that case, I apologize on behalf of everyone. Obviously, it isn't great to be the butt of everyone's jo-

Uh, oops. That wasn't on purpose I swear!

[It was still kind of funny though].

[entreats]

[ She wasn't going to bring that up.. mostly since it makes it very, very obvious in her opinion who did this.

But she figures that it might be the only nudge that might work at this point. ]

I mean.. you were pretty different when you were younger.

[ An assessment even Ange can make, considering she actually talked with teenage Shiro, thanks to this place. She doesn't even just have to go by Adam's opinion! ]

[retsuden]

Magic is as capable of fault as technology. You should really always take extra precautions with your personal belongings.

[unphase]

That's all right. I know that people come and go at random.

Is there anyone in your household who's fond of practical jokes?

[thisislife]

I guess? I was never cool or anything, so. [spreads her hands in a "what can you do?" sort of gesture] But it's a very good method of revenge.

[encyclonepedia]

I think you're just feeling very negative now, so it seems worse than it is.

[abornfighter]

Who's the best with tech in your household?

[the_obedient_servant]

Hmmm, perhaps I just don't pay attention to usernames. Names are fickle where I come from.

voice; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

No idea who changed it on you but isn't the easiest solution to just change it back?

[measuringdicks]

I seriously thought you already noticed and decided to just keep it. I'd have kept it, it's a testament to the power of your ass.

So maybe start at home. Who knows, the culprit might be closer than you think.

[laminae]

Dang dude, you're being a worrywort.

[onekindsoul]

Anytime, pal!

...For basically as long as I can remember, honestly.
It might have been like this back in the dream.

[shiro2hero]

... Have you met me, Fern?

[Worrying is his default state.]

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, to just everyone in the house.

[shiro2hero]

It was not like this in the dream.

... Chloe would have noticed.

[shiro2hero]

Of course I feel negative, someone's been messing with my settings without my permission.

[shiro2hero]

We're all about equal, honestly.

[shiro2hero]

I like jokes just fine.

Most of them.

[shiro2hero]

... what bird noise thing?

You put yours in, didn't you? How is that any different from changing mine!

[shiro2hero]

I... think I'll pass on that method.

If it's one of the younger people in the house, I'll settle for disappointed faces.

[shiro2hero]

No one who wasn't... preoccupied at the time.

[shiro2hero]

...



I should go.

[shiro2hero]

All right. [MILDLY UNCONVINCED BUT not that important, probably.] I'll just - try and change it back then.

[shiro2hero]

I was... but apparently I need to take more.

[shiro2hero]

Oh... right. You saw me on the beach?

[That horrible, stupid post that wrecked his bike for a week with salt water.]

I don't think I changed it back then, though. [SHIRO...]