voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

video, un: trapmaster

[loopsbian]

Oh, you were the butt man? I've been wondering for a good week and a half now.

[shiro2hero]

A week and a half?

[Shiro we're pretty sure your voice isn't supposed to hit that octave.]

[loopsbian]

[ okay, look. she tried real hard not to laugh at him at first, but this is simply too good to pass up, isn't it? ]

Is that a problem? [ and then, almost conspiratorially: ] You know, there's nothing at all wrong it! Plenty of young men your age are into... Well, you know. Things like that.

[ despite looking fifteen, she's STILL managing to sound older than him. how is that. ]

[shiro2hero]

Why did no one say anything? I -

[The mental breaks slam on. Hard.]

... it's - I'm - Married.

[Shiro that doesn't help your case.]

sorry for the casual heteronormativity, she's gay but doesn't know better

[loopsbian]

Is that so? My congratulations to the blushing bride's bottom!

[ she's not going to ever let you live this down shiro. ]

omg satoko honey

[shiro2hero]

I'll be sure to tell him.

Once he stops laughing.