voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

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[onekindsoul]

Buttman Rises!
He is vengeance!
He is a fart!
HE IS
BUTTMAN!

[shiro2hero]

Extremely helpful, Ruby! Thank you!

[It is not helpful.]

How long has it been like this!

[onekindsoul]

Anytime, pal!

...For basically as long as I can remember, honestly.
It might have been like this back in the dream.

[shiro2hero]

It was not like this in the dream.

... Chloe would have noticed.

[onekindsoul]

That's not fair! You can't make me miss Vomit Girl like that.

Rude!

[shiro2hero]

Hey, the whole situation is rude.

[onekindsoul]

I guess.

Only if you don't appreciate butts.

...You do appreciate butts. Right?

[shiro2hero]

I'm not having this conversation.

[onekindsoul]

Fiiiiiiine.

But I do think it's an important conversation to have.

[shiro2hero]

Why... would that be important... at all?

[onekindsoul]

For morale!

And team building!

Everyone likes a good butt.

Unless you're like one person I know.

Who gets all huffy and shocked when I carve a butt into a pumpkin.

[shiro2hero]

You can do whatever you want with your pumpkins, Ruby.

We just don't need to talk about my ... preferences.

[onekindsoul]

Fine- fine.

I'm not allowed to carve butts in them anymore. Pretty sure at least.

And okay! I'll just make wild assumptions about them. With a name like buttman I'm sure it's not like super specific.

[shiro2hero]

Why not?

[It's just a pumpkin.]

It's not - we don't need to talk about it.

[onekindsoul]

Apparently the other person was trying to have like a serious moment and bond and stuff-
And then they got really caught up in all that and didn't appreciate true art when they saw it.
Something something they actually formed a club of introverts at one point to like warn each other about stuff about that.

Relax buttman, it will all come out one day.

[shiro2hero]

To warn each other about pumpkin butts?

[onekindsoul]

Not just the butts!
About any sort of extroverted activity!
They're against doing anything fun and active.
They're crazy.

[shiro2hero]

That... doesn't make any sense.

At all.

[onekindsoul]

It's the truth!
Ask Ange!
She is like the president of this club.