voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

text; un: fists

[fattyhands]

you seem distressed

[shiro2hero]

What gave it away?

[fattyhands]

[ ah. a sassy man.
sass man.
ass man?
it’s all interconnected. ]

can’t be too terrible
it’s just a name


unless you’re the shy sort and didn’t want anyone knowing

[shiro2hero]

My display name is supposed to be 'shiro', my name. So people can find me if they need me, or if they need help.

Especially new arrivals.

So... yeah, embarrassing, unhelpful, ridiculous. All of the above.

[fattyhands]

as far as pranks go, it’s pretty lame, no disagreement there
but you're assuming people didn't know to look you up under the new username
pretty sure there was a psa not too long ago

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, it is. Hopefully the one responsible knows that.

I'm more worried about new arrivals, or people who don't know much about networks. And months without sunrises aren't usually anything to mess around with.

[fattyhands]

who are you exactly
you talk like people can't make it if they don't have access to you

[shiro2hero]

Am I? I'm
Sorry that's not how I meant it to come out. I meant I'm worried this will screw up a search function in an emergency.

I'm Shiro - I've been here, and the dream before, a while now.