voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[shiro2hero]

How is this even remotely fitting.

[lightthedarkness]

You are a fit man, Shiro-san.

[shiro2hero]

Then? Why not 'fit man'?

Or... 'strong man'?

[lightthedarkness]

Too many of those running around. Pretty sure there's a whoooole tournament just for that about to come up, in fact.

Only one Butt Man, though.

[shiro2hero]

I'm not keeping the name 'butt man'.

I'm changing it as soon as I can.

[lightthedarkness]

No one is stopping you...

But... do you even know how?

[shiro2hero]

I can figure it out!

[Once he stops being irritated...]

[lightthedarkness]

So that's a no, then. [She snickers.]

[shiro2hero]

It is not a 'no'.

I just haven't had to mess with that setting since we got here.

[lightthedarkness]

Sooooo when are you going to change it?

[shiro2hero]

... when the landslide of replies stops, probably.

[lightthedarkness]

So next month, then.

voice; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

No.

Voice; UN: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

Oh~ very nice, I'm impressed. Any idea on the culprit?

[shiro2hero]

Yes...

[This is the worst. He never even suspected - ]

Adam. My soon to be former husband.

[This is an exaggeration, he's just annoyed.]

[lightthedarkness]

There's probably a better way to get back at him than divorce.

[shiro2hero]

I could walk back into the ocean.

[lightthedarkness]

Aww come on, you're more creative than that.

[shiro2hero]

Nope.

I'm too tired to be creative.

[lightthedarkness]

Hm, I'm not good on revenge plans. So I have no idea what you could do.

[shiro2hero]

Swap out all his tea for decaf?

[lightthedarkness]

Wouldn't that be a danger to you too?

[shiro2hero]

No? Why?

[lightthedarkness]

Cause he'll be on decaf.

[shiro2hero]

I'll be fine. And if he's mad, I'll probably deserve it.