voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[shiro2hero]

My entire household.

Sleepers staying at the Orphanage.

[retsuden]

You leave a personal communication device completely open to access from anyone?

[shiro2hero]

I'm not standing guard over it when I'm sleeping.

Or showering.

It's in my pocket at the Orphanage, though.

[retsuden]

Shiro.

You can lock it.

You know that... Right?

[shiro2hero]

It's a magic device, it should know when it's not me using it!

[retsuden]

Magic is as capable of fault as technology. You should really always take extra precautions with your personal belongings.

[shiro2hero]

I was... but apparently I need to take more.

[retsuden]

Mm. Good idea, Buttman.

[ It sounds ten times as funny in monotone. ]

[shiro2hero]

I'm so glad you think it's funny.

[retsuden]

It'd be a lot less amusing if you weren't so distressed by it.

[shiro2hero]

I'm not distressed!

[Yes you are.]

I'm annoyed!

[retsuden]

Mmm. Semantics.

[shiro2hero]

No, it's the principle.

[Shiro just stop.]

[retsuden]

That's exactly what people say when they're arguing semantics.

[ He would know, probably. ]

[shiro2hero]

Let me have this.

[retsuden]

... Good luck changing it back.