voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[the_obedient_servant]

You've had buttman ever since you got here?

Why did it take you so long to notice?

[Yes, this is gaslighting. For comedic purposes.]

[shiro2hero]

No, I've had "SHIRO" since I got here. And in Deerington.

[the_obedient_servant]

Well, I've never seen a "SHIRO" on the network. Only Butt Man.

[shiro2hero]

You haven't?

Are you okay? [Zero to Genuine Concern in two sentences.]

[the_obedient_servant]

Yes?

Why?

[shiro2hero]

Because it apparently changed a couple weeks ago. If you were reading something else, then I'm a little concerned.

[the_obedient_servant]

Hmmm, perhaps I just don't pay attention to usernames. Names are fickle where I come from.

[shiro2hero]

All right. [MILDLY UNCONVINCED BUT not that important, probably.] I'll just - try and change it back then.

[the_obedient_servant]

How rude. After someone went through the trouble of assigning you an affectionate nickname... you'll simply spit in their face.

[shiro2hero]

I'm not staying "Buttman".

That's not affectionate.

[the_obedient_servant]

How utterly cruel...