voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[shiro2hero]

You're kidding.

People do that?

[thisislife]

Uh. Yeah?

People did it to me all the time when I was in eighth grade and my older sister Cassie was a freshman.

It sucks, but it's very effective.

[shiro2hero]

That's... mildly horrifying, honestly.

[thisislife]

I guess? I was never cool or anything, so. [spreads her hands in a "what can you do?" sort of gesture] But it's a very good method of revenge.

[shiro2hero]

I... think I'll pass on that method.

If it's one of the younger people in the house, I'll settle for disappointed faces.

[thisislife]

How many people do you have in your house? If there's more than one younger member.

[shiro2hero]

Four or five depending on the day.

[thisislife]

That's...a lot of people. And I thought it was ridiculous when my house came with three bedrooms. Like, how many people would be staying there?

[shiro2hero]

In my experience, people here just tend to collect roommates as time goes on.

[thisislife]

Really? Roommates like Pokémon?

[shiro2hero]

Like... what now?

[thisislife]

Pokémon. You know, the video games and Pokémon Go, gotta catch 'em all?

[shiro2hero]

Doesn't really ring a bell...

I think a couple people here have them, though?

[thisislife]

[okay. that was a response she wasn't expecting. now what to say?]

Really? That's pretty cool.

[#nailedit]

[shiro2hero]

Yeah - couldn't tell you who, specifically, but a few people here and there are running around with them.

[thisislife]

[Pokemon are real. this is brand-new information she was not expecting. but, okay, she can roll with it.

she hopes]

Well, I'll be on the look-out for them! They're kind of unmistakable.

[is there an Eevee? she'd do all kinds of embarrassing things to see one in person]

[shiro2hero]

Hey, good luck with that.

Hope you manage to find some.

[thisislife]

Me, too! Oh, and I'm Lexi. Nice to meet you and thanks for the info! Good luck with changing your username back!

[Eevee, Eevee, soon you shall be hers! maybe]

[shiro2hero]

Thanks. I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually.

Shiro. Like my username will be.

[thisislife]

[she playfully winces] Mmmm, maybe that's what tempted your whomever it was to change it. Your name? There's got to be something symbolic to choose.

[shiro2hero]

Nope, it's going back to what it was before.

I'm a boring guy.