voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[shiro2hero]

This isn't funny, stop laughing.

[saltyadam]

I don't know, I think it's pretty funny. Given what I've had to resort to as my username.

[shiro2hero]

I didn't put that in for you.

You did that on your own.

[saltyadam]

And why would I have felt the need to do that, pray tell?

[shiro2hero]

Someone asked you if your last name was "West" when you woke up?

[saltyadam]

Ha ha.

Have you considered this might be an act of revenge?

[shiro2hero]

I don't know.

Is it?

[saltyadam]

Perhaps from someone who knows how much you like butts, even.

[shiro2hero]

...

[shiro2hero]

[shiro2hero]

DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO BUTTMAN, ADAM?

[saltyadam]

Well over two weeks ago.

[shiro2hero]

HOW?

I -

How did you hide that??

[saltyadam]

By not doing a single thing. All I did was change your username. It's been visible to you the whole time.

[shiro2hero]

But -

You're in my head! I'm in your head! How -?

[saltyadam]

By very carefully not thinking about it. Keeping most of our chats in person so I don't have to read your username.

And bribing Keith.

[shiro2hero]

Were you ever going to tell me?

- Keith knew?

[saltyadam]

As soon as you noticed.

I think a lot of your friends knew.

[shiro2hero]

...


I want a divorce.

[Thankfully, the bond tells a completely different story. He is not at all serious.]

[saltyadam]

I love you too.

[shiro2hero]

I'm making your tea decaf.

[He is not.]