voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

There's probably a better way to get back at him than divorce.

[shiro2hero]

I could walk back into the ocean.

[lightthedarkness]

Aww come on, you're more creative than that.

[shiro2hero]

Nope.

I'm too tired to be creative.

[lightthedarkness]

Hm, I'm not good on revenge plans. So I have no idea what you could do.

[shiro2hero]

Swap out all his tea for decaf?

[lightthedarkness]

Wouldn't that be a danger to you too?

[shiro2hero]

No? Why?

[lightthedarkness]

Cause he'll be on decaf.

[shiro2hero]

I'll be fine. And if he's mad, I'll probably deserve it.

[lightthedarkness]

Pretty sure you're doing revenge wrong.

[shiro2hero]

I... mean I'm not the best at... revenge in general.

So. I probably am.

[lightthedarkness]

Like I said, I'm not either. But it's good that you're not the best at revenge.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah?

Didn't think I'd ever hear someone say that.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh? Well, I'm not really a revenge sort of person.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, me either, honestly.

Swapping out his tea would be about as far as I'm able to go without feeling guilty.

[lightthedarkness]

Yeah, I'm at a loss too! I never had to get revenge on my fiancé. [She only ever had to murder him once or twice.]

[shiro2hero]

I don't recommend it.

Especially if it means he changed your name to Buttman.

[lightthedarkness]

Well, I can't see Mamo-chan doing that, he rather my butt just be for him.

[shiro2hero]

...

Uh.

I'm ... glad to hear it?

[lightthedarkness]

Thank you. If Mamo-chan ever comes, I'll introduce you.

[shiro2hero]

Jokes aside, I'd like that. Really, I would.

[lightthedarkness]

I would, too... But he's not coming, so. [A shrug.] I'll just have to gush about him some other time.

[shiro2hero]

Hey, he could still show up.

I know it's been a while, Usagi. But - he still could.

[lightthedarkness]

[She smiles because she's not so sure anymore. If another her is back home, why would Mamoru ever notice this version's severed string?

So nope! Instead!]

We need to get you decaf stuff! They probably make lots of that!