voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[measuringdicks]

Try double-locking it so they have to waste time undoing two locks. You can catch ‘em in the act that way.

[Oh, that’s actually helpful advice!]

I have a shitload of animals, so I have to double or triple-lock a lot of cabinets. Trust me, it’ll waste so much time and drive them batshit nuts.

[shiro2hero]

Your animals can open locks?

[Shiro, that's your takeaway from this?]

[measuringdicks]

A couple of them. The rest don't have opposable thumbs, but I wouldn't be surprised if they worked together anyway.

[He pauses.]

And, seriously, is that your takeaway? That I have really smart animals?

[shiro2hero]

It was a surprise! And... a convenient distraction from my embarrassment.

[Well, at least he's being honest.]