voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

Yeah, I'm at a loss too! I never had to get revenge on my fiancé. [She only ever had to murder him once or twice.]

[shiro2hero]

I don't recommend it.

Especially if it means he changed your name to Buttman.

[lightthedarkness]

Well, I can't see Mamo-chan doing that, he rather my butt just be for him.

[shiro2hero]

...

Uh.

I'm ... glad to hear it?

[lightthedarkness]

Thank you. If Mamo-chan ever comes, I'll introduce you.

[shiro2hero]

Jokes aside, I'd like that. Really, I would.

[lightthedarkness]

I would, too... But he's not coming, so. [A shrug.] I'll just have to gush about him some other time.

[shiro2hero]

Hey, he could still show up.

I know it's been a while, Usagi. But - he still could.

[lightthedarkness]

[She smiles because she's not so sure anymore. If another her is back home, why would Mamoru ever notice this version's severed string?

So nope! Instead!]

We need to get you decaf stuff! They probably make lots of that!

[shiro2hero]

[Oh. Well. He knows that kind of subject change, doesn't he.]

Hey... tell me what he looks like? I still work with the Wakers whenever I can. I know it's not much, but I'd like to at least keep an eye out.

[It might not bring her fiance here any faster - but it feels like doing something.]

[lightthedarkness]

[They're both old pros at that kind of thing.]

We don't have to, Shiro-san! I'd go on and on and on and on if I started. No one wants to hear that. I'm pretty bad when it comes to talking about him.

[shiro2hero]

I want to hear it.

Doesn't have to be now, if you're not ready... but I do want to listen.

[lightthedarkness]

Another time...

Sorry I made this so... sad, didn't mean to.

[shiro2hero]

Hey -

It's okay. I promise. Sometimes conversations just go this way, it's not your fault.

[lightthedarkness]

[She smiles, he's so sweet.

He's wrong.

But he's sweet.]

Let me know if you need a place to hide when you switch him over to decaf, yeah?

[shiro2hero]

Yeah... okay.

If you're sure.

[She doesn't need you, either. You can't help anyone-]

[lightthedarkness]

[She wishes she knew his thoughts, because it's not that she doesn't need him, it's that she doesn't want to lay her troubles at his feet when she's seen him shoulder enough. She knows how much he does for... everyone. Hers is an unsolvable problem and while talking about it does help, she doesn't want to be that to someone else.

But she is not a mind reader.]

We'll talk later when it's less public and you're being made less fun of.

[shiro2hero]

Sure.

We're still living in the same house... Same place, whenever you need it.

[It's not her fault, really. It's a feeling he can't shake. No matter how hard he tries. No matter what he does.]

[He's just nothing, anymore.]

[lightthedarkness]

Like I said, another time then. Although, you're also always welcome to the Pink Monstrosity.

[shiro2hero]

Thanks. I'll remember that.