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shiro2hero) wrote in
deernet2021-09-26 09:10 pm
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video; un: shiro
[Oh hi Shiro, long time no see on the network. That's because this is a last-ditch effort. He looks pretty darn not great, despite the fact it's Sleep Season for Warmbloods. Maybe it's the Arena. Maybe it's the River. Something honestly, sincerely traumatic that's happened already.]
[His face is in his hands, hunched over the counter in his kitchen. The omni in front of him. Voice haggard and quiet. Like he has a migraine.]
I will pay... however much anyone wants. For coffee beans. Espresso beans. Don't even have to be cooked. Roasted. Doesn't matter.
[... Or it's caffeine withdrawl.]
Or tea leaves. I don't care.
[Please, he is Suffering.]
[His face is in his hands, hunched over the counter in his kitchen. The omni in front of him. Voice haggard and quiet. Like he has a migraine.]
I will pay... however much anyone wants. For coffee beans. Espresso beans. Don't even have to be cooked. Roasted. Doesn't matter.
[... Or it's caffeine withdrawl.]
Or tea leaves. I don't care.
[Please, he is Suffering.]
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...you do look kinda familiar, actually.
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... do I?
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Yeah. Maybe my brains are scrambled.
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[Shiro you big NERD...]
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And hey. There's at least one here, too.
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[RECORD SCREECH]
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Yeah, the Jedi hasn't killed or maimed nearly as many people as Maul has. Pretty sure Obi-Wan has killed no people.
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I think you'll be okay.