shiro2hero: (definitely wasn't regular coffee)
sad space dad had a bad ([personal profile] shiro2hero) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-26 09:10 pm

video; un: shiro

[Oh hi Shiro, long time no see on the network. That's because this is a last-ditch effort. He looks pretty darn not great, despite the fact it's Sleep Season for Warmbloods. Maybe it's the Arena. Maybe it's the River. Something honestly, sincerely traumatic that's happened already.]

[His face is in his hands, hunched over the counter in his kitchen. The omni in front of him. Voice haggard and quiet. Like he has a migraine.]


I will pay... however much anyone wants. For coffee beans. Espresso beans. Don't even have to be cooked. Roasted. Doesn't matter.

[... Or it's caffeine withdrawl.]

Or tea leaves. I don't care.

[Please, he is Suffering.]
deadboywalking: by <user name=ceedawkes> ([:|] yeah do u read me)

video; un: willthewise

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Coffee's kinda gross.

[Put him up for adoption immediately, Shiro.]
deadboywalking: ([:o] everyone's taller than me)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-03 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right now? [Such a kind, sympathetic son.]
deadboywalking: ([:|] michael plz)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-04 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't...think that's real.
deadboywalking: ([:|] i'm literally in hell)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-07 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Me? [A thoughtful pause.]

Can I bring Marshmallow?
deadboywalking: ([:)] omg really?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, no, Marshmallow can recite a poem or something. And give you his, uhhhhh, horsey blessing.

[Will has to know at this point how freaked out Marshmallow makes people, he's just messing with Shiro.]
deadboywalking: ([:o] que?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-10 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. He's always been able to talk.

[WILLIAM.]
deadboywalking: ([:|] ur bs is exhausting)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-10 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You've never talked to him?

[Wow, Shiro, rude.]

He talks about you a lot.
deadboywalking: ([:o] que?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. He lets me know where you are and stuff.

[Marshmallow the ungodly abomination has been keeping tabs on you, Shiro. How nice. :)]
deadboywalking: ([:|] i'm literally in hell)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, he just keeps an eye on lots of people.

[He sees you when you're sleeping, etc, etc.]
deadboywalking: ([:o] que?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-13 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
...like he must be running around a lot? [Will frowns, suddenly concerned.] Maybe I should get him some shoes. Cobblestones are bad for hooves.