shiro2hero: (definitely wasn't regular coffee)
sad space dad had a bad ([personal profile] shiro2hero) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-26 09:10 pm
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[Oh hi Shiro, long time no see on the network. That's because this is a last-ditch effort. He looks pretty darn not great, despite the fact it's Sleep Season for Warmbloods. Maybe it's the Arena. Maybe it's the River. Something honestly, sincerely traumatic that's happened already.]

[His face is in his hands, hunched over the counter in his kitchen. The omni in front of him. Voice haggard and quiet. Like he has a migraine.]

I will pay... however much anyone wants. For coffee beans. Espresso beans. Don't even have to be cooked. Roasted. Doesn't matter.

[... Or it's caffeine withdrawl.]

Or tea leaves. I don't care.

[Please, he is Suffering.]
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deadboywalking: by <user name=ceedawkes> ([:|] yeah do u read me)

video; un: willthewise

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Coffee's kinda gross.

[Put him up for adoption immediately, Shiro.]
shiro2hero: (launch me out the airlock)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm dying, Will.

[No he's not. He's just got a headache from hell.]
deadboywalking: ([:o] everyone's taller than me)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-03 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right now? [Such a kind, sympathetic son.]
shiro2hero: (guys i am so tired)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-03 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

Death by caffeine withdrawl.
deadboywalking: ([:|] michael plz)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-04 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't...think that's real.
shiro2hero: (do you think pigeons have feelings)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-06 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
It is.

Give the speech at my funeral, Will.
deadboywalking: ([:|] i'm literally in hell)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-07 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Me? [A thoughtful pause.]

Can I bring Marshmallow?
shiro2hero: (y i k e s dot jpg)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

Never mind, I'm staying alive.
deadboywalking: ([:)] omg really?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, no, Marshmallow can recite a poem or something. And give you his, uhhhhh, horsey blessing.

[Will has to know at this point how freaked out Marshmallow makes people, he's just messing with Shiro.]
shiro2hero: (How long has that cow been there)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-10 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
... Marshmallow can speak?

[PLEASE SAY YOU'RE KIDDING, WILLIAM.]
deadboywalking: ([:o] que?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-10 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. He's always been able to talk.

[WILLIAM.]
deadboywalking: ([:|] ur bs is exhausting)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-10 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You've never talked to him?

[Wow, Shiro, rude.]

He talks about you a lot.
shiro2hero: (How long has that cow been there)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-11 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Your horse. Talks...

About me?
deadboywalking: ([:o] que?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. He lets me know where you are and stuff.

[Marshmallow the ungodly abomination has been keeping tabs on you, Shiro. How nice. :)]
shiro2hero: (no seriously this is an important questi)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-11 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
How... how does he know that?
deadboywalking: ([:|] i'm literally in hell)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, he just keeps an eye on lots of people.

[He sees you when you're sleeping, etc, etc.]
shiro2hero: (90% of my gray hairs are named lance)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-11 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
... You do know how that sounds, right?

Right?
deadboywalking: ([:o] que?)

[personal profile] deadboywalking 2021-10-13 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
...like he must be running around a lot? [Will frowns, suddenly concerned.] Maybe I should get him some shoes. Cobblestones are bad for hooves.
shiro2hero: (guys i am so tired)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-10-13 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I... yeah. Okay.

Get him some shoes, Will.
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