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Waver Velvet | Lord El Melloi II ([personal profile] slightlytaller) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-07-26 01:38 pm

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[Hi, Trench. It's been a while since this display name surfaced on the network. This time, there was accompanying video instead of just text-- And the dour man frowning into the screen, with dark bags under his stormy ocean green eyes and his cheekbones prominent in a manner that suggested recent illness, exuded nothing short of the stony sense of a man that was done with watching the madness of recent weeks.

--Or, perhaps, someone that had actually worried himself sick over the last month. Literally.]


... Not that anyone cares, but watching all these pompous assholes call themselves 'teacher' is making me want to pull my hair out.

[And, look. He had a lot of it. Heaving a sigh, Waver Velvet plucked the wire glasses he had been wearing off and set them aside. Pinching the bridge of his nose as if to ward off a headache-- or collect himself-- he continued.]


Some of you know me. Most of you don't.

That's fine, I'm only here to offer a different option for anyone feeling a tad... unanchored here.

I am Waver Velvet, sometimes called Lord El Melloi II-- but most of the people here just know me as Mackenzie. I'm not a combat instructor, like that trio that really wanted to play out a real-life Tournament Arc a few months ago-- like we were in one of my kids' anime shows. I'm also hardly worth even calling a mage. What I am, however, is someone that is willing to offer tutoring to anyone that feels they need it... In basically any subject matter.

[A shrug. He waved a hand.]

Don't worry about whether or not I'm an expert. One thing I've learned after teaching for the last decade is that no one is. If you need help with something that I don't already know, I'll learn it well enough to help.

--Also, if you need someone to just listen and help you resolve a problem... I can do that, too.

No, I won't ask you to call me Professor, Teacher, or even have you use my title. Just keep calling me Mackenzie, if you wish. I won't ask for payment, either. But, well... if you insist, bring along something to eat. Anything. I don't really care what.

Alternately, feel free to talk about whatever's currently interesting to you.

...I won't arrange 'classes' either. I know that you lot of teenagers are basically free-range, and that's fine. There's probably good reason for you to not trust adults. I know I didn't while I was in school.

[He sighed, satisfied that at least he was able to remove this much of his concerns from his shoulders, and seemed to be signing off before adding:]

Oh. One more thing. Does anyone have an open venue? I have a stack of rhythm and fighting games that I'm willling to share with people needing a distraction-- in a public forum, of course. If enough people are interested, we could work on making something official.

That's all.

Private--- to Palamedes Sextus

Palamedes... When you have a moment and are up to it, I'd like to talk.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-07-26 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That is glad news.

[He is not envious. That would be foolish. To have witnessed the pinnacle of glory even once is more than he could have dreamed, and Ortus has long known how to curb his wanting.

Still.]


I suppose your admittance that you cannot be trusted is more testimony than most have yet provided as to their suitability as influences on the young.

Do you intend to teach more of the history of your world in this one, if you happened across a pupil who expressed interest in it?
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-07-26 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
My home is much the same.

[With the power that most Is immanent here in this place, with surely no kindly considerations towards Ortus' head.]

Perhaps. Are you acquainted with the subject of the ancient gods of Earth? Pluto, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, and so on.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-07-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
None, save not wishing to overwhelm. What of Mars? Another god of these peoples?

I believe that my home is a version of a future of certain Earths, although I cannot explain how this is so, or to what extent our history is that these other worlds, varied as they are.

It is my belief that a comparative reading of literature of these histories might provide an anchor for my theories.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-07-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
These associations, are they commonly known in your world, or are they reserved for scholars?

I have some skill in the filling of gaps. But perhaps we may ask others to collaborate, and share what they know of their own histories?
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-07-28 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
There are many gods worshipped at once on your world?

How do you know them as gods? Do they coexist peacefully, or war against one another?

As to working together, I have seen this truth in its proving.

I am no teacher, but perhaps I may offer some type of aid to this endeavor, in exchange for my own education.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-07-29 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are many misdeeds that Ortus has discovered evoke in him a surprising amount of ire, now that he has begun to allow himself to dwell upon them. The one that the Lord El Melloi II touches upon here, however, is not among those newly found. Ortus has always held great scorn for plagiarists.]

Knowing the bias of one's sources is one of the first steps towards truth. I do not take any man's words as gospel.

[A daring statement, under the circumstances; but let it be said, and let it be known, that if there is a heart of heresy in the Ninth House it beats in his breast.]

It seems the faith of your world and that of my Empire share some commonalities. I would be most interested in discussion of such a topic.

As to what I may offer, I am a researcher of some skill, and adept at the hauling of heavy items, a task I find many scholars struggle with.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-08-01 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
The library is certainly free with all manner of tome.

People rarely pay heed to the text as it is written when it interferes with the text they prefer to adhere to. It is a failing within even the devout.

Alike in our tolerance of the heat as well. I have found a sunshade to be of some help, and I am accustomed to whiling away my hours in a library.

Let us call the matter arranged. I anticipate our collaboration.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-08-03 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[The way that the Lord El Melloi II says it, Ortus might think that Duty spoke of him specifically, a thought which makes him quite suddenly nervous and overwhelmed in a manner not wholly unpleasant.]

If Duty requests to be present, I am honored and humbled to join you in a repast and discussion of histories.

If your King wishes to be party to this I see no cause to object, if Duty, too, agrees.
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[personal profile] noniad 2022-08-07 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
As I you.

I anticipate it will be an enlightening experience.