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deernet2022-08-25 12:29 pm
commediadellarte) wrote in deernet2022-08-25 12:29 pm
un: UNOWEN, video
If it gets on the Omni too, I don't care what John taught us about hubris, I'm going to- ah, there.
[Sayo is sitting on the rim of her bath with a robe tossed around her shoulders but otherwise wearing nothing else aside from an ireful expression. Fragments of Sleeper cocoon are strewn across the bathroom floor—a shard can even be found on her shoulder. The most eye-catching feature of this broadcast, however, is the sticky fluid that's still gumming up Sayo's hair.]
Cannot believe that after weeks of nothing but napping I'm still feeling exhausted... Ahem. First of all, today is August 25th, which is Jessica Ushiromiya's birthday. Everyone, wish her a happy birthday or I'll lay a curse on you so foul even the rats won't dare to pick at your corpse. [It's hard to tell whether the deadpan affect is because she's cracking a joke or if she means it and is too discombobulated to give her threat the proper weight. Hopefully it's the former, but the latter is not out of the question.]
Now, while it was already a minor miracle that I woke up in time to wish my dear girlfriend a happy birthday and I should be thanking my lucky stars for it, this, [she gestures at the mess of cocoon fluid in her hair,] is absolutely unacceptable to be dealing with today of all days. I'm given to understand that it breaks down on its own after a few hours but I need to get it out of my hair RIGHT NOW considering the date, and it seems resistant to normal haircare products.
Does anyone have any advice? I'll take anything at this point.
[Sayo is sitting on the rim of her bath with a robe tossed around her shoulders but otherwise wearing nothing else aside from an ireful expression. Fragments of Sleeper cocoon are strewn across the bathroom floor—a shard can even be found on her shoulder. The most eye-catching feature of this broadcast, however, is the sticky fluid that's still gumming up Sayo's hair.]
Cannot believe that after weeks of nothing but napping I'm still feeling exhausted... Ahem. First of all, today is August 25th, which is Jessica Ushiromiya's birthday. Everyone, wish her a happy birthday or I'll lay a curse on you so foul even the rats won't dare to pick at your corpse. [It's hard to tell whether the deadpan affect is because she's cracking a joke or if she means it and is too discombobulated to give her threat the proper weight. Hopefully it's the former, but the latter is not out of the question.]
Now, while it was already a minor miracle that I woke up in time to wish my dear girlfriend a happy birthday and I should be thanking my lucky stars for it, this, [she gestures at the mess of cocoon fluid in her hair,] is absolutely unacceptable to be dealing with today of all days. I'm given to understand that it breaks down on its own after a few hours but I need to get it out of my hair RIGHT NOW considering the date, and it seems resistant to normal haircare products.
Does anyone have any advice? I'll take anything at this point.
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That was always your domain, not mine. And considering it's still your turn in our ongoing game, I do not trust you to regrow my hair, as sly as you are
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Can't you trust me~?