(VIDEO) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

(the video begins of a zoom up of a pair of eyes. an animal to be exact. they blink curiously before it gets pulled back -- revealing it's a spider monkey holding the omni. he holds it up above him and even turns it upside-down and other various angles. hopefully the lovely people aren't easily to become motion sickness upon viewing this but if they do, their own fault really.)

Got it workin'?

(there's a voice coming from off camera; familiar to some or not. but the monkey looks off to the direction of the voice before turning the omni over so whoever is watching can now see jinx sitting in a chair -- slouching with her arm hanging over the top railing. there's a grin that slowly grows on her face, however, it's not... exactly a friendly kind. impish? troubling? dangerous? you'd be the judge. nevertheless, jinx hunches over now with both her arms drape over her knees -- looking directly at the omni.)

So! — Greetings people of.... whatever this place is. Kiiiinda forgot the name but not really important. I've been hearin' a lotta here and there that I've been here before. Don't really remember it, though. (a brief pause as she thinks.) Except the last time. I remember the last time but not the other times.

Buuuuuuuuut ♪! Since I've been here a whoooole BUNCH of times that means I gotta have some friends here, right?

(she bites her bottom lip to hold back a giggle as the video suddenly wavers around. but quickly it straightens up and focus with a closer look of jinx (it seems she's the one holding it now) in a bird's eye view. her spider monkey climbs on her body then curling himself along her shoulder and neck while also looking up at the feed along with her.)

So if ya know me, contact me. OH! And you got like, thirty minutes to convince me why my former self even bothered wasting my breath on you. Don't keep me waitin' too long 'cuz I get bored easily.

(a beat.)

ACTUALLY, NEVERMIND!!! — Decided to change it to twenty minutes. (her spider monkey seems to be screeching in laughter at jinx's sudden time change but resumes on nuzzling it's head against her cheek.)

OH OH! One more big thing. There's someone here by the name of Vi. If you know her, contact me too. So we can aaaaalll be friends and get along. No shame in that, right?

(she says this but there's something about that smile that really makes it... off putting. regardless though, jinx hums quietly as she cocks her head to the side.)

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Comments

[opheliac]

Robots?! Okay, now I'm all ears...! — Y'know how many mechanical species I wanted to rip apart back home and see how they ticked? It would drive me nuts.

[inkedspell]

[Species? Rip apart? Okay, she knew Vi's sister was...cray. But girl is serial killer cray. What do you even say to someone who casually talks about ripping apart living animals for the hell of it?]

Nah, can't say I do. I prefer making my own. Golems can look like whatever I need them to.

[opheliac]

You got one you can show me or is that "hush-hush for your eyes only"?

voice > video

[inkedspell]

[Saeri is quiet for a moment, considering. Not like Jinx could copy the way she makes her golems, since she knows runes aren't the same in her world, thanks to Vi. So she switches to video and directs her camera to the counter where some of her projects are in various states of completion. She focuses on the tiny golem she's working on.]

Calling it Sweet Pea.

[opheliac]

It's so cute!!! — You gotta let me have one...! Please, please, please?

[inkedspell]

[Talk about a mood swing.]

We'll see. I haven't even given it duties yet. Thinking of adaptive recorder for info-dumps or giving it some fight capabilities so it can dust my house and I won't have to.

[opheliac]

You oughta order 'em to break in people's homes and take something of value. No one would ever expect a thing.

[inkedspell]

[Oh look, the crazy is back. She may as well sew herself some curtains for all the red flags.]

Eh...could be a fun prank, if it's something funny and they wouldn't die without it, but I wouldn't know what's "valuable" for 75% of the people around here.

[Hopefully that's enough to deter that idea.]

Better to get stuff I could use. I could inscribe it to find materials I need.

[opheliac]

Just make it steal coins or somethin'! — Yeahyeahyeah, it's like the oobbviouuuss thing but it's what everyone is glued to. Or you can go the extra mile and learn your target.

(jinx wiggles her eyebrows mischievously with a light bite of her lip.)

— Figure out what they're into, what they like, dislike, what's important, then go from there. I'd say maybe about a week in, you'll be able to know the basics. Nothin' fancy. But if you wanna to know your prey down to the grit, probably a month?

[inkedspell]

[Prey? As if the serial killer vibes weren't off the charts before. Her poker face doesn't falter no matter how many alarms are ringing through her head though. The fact she seems to be so entranced by the idea of stalking people and stealing from them is just... What do you even say to that?]

Yeah, I don't think I have the patience for that. Best to stick to build for my own use. I'll get more out of my golems that way. [She managed to avoid "and not stalk people," but only just.]

Stealing money would only work if people actually used it around here. Businesses are more likely to ask for seashells, antlers, or feathers off rare birds in the forest. Money isn't a thing.

[opheliac]

Then get 'em to steal that...! — Whatever currency this place is runnin' with, duh!

(what a silly girl this girl is. jinx is basically giving her solid gold advice and her teachings for free and she's not taking it. she is willing to bet in her future, she'll come crawling to jinx for more input. shaking her head at the idiocy, jinx leans back in her chair again. tsk, tsk.)

[inkedspell]

[Saeri maybe has come to a point where she can't really take this insanity anymore. And just says right out]

Why? For real, why? I can earn my own way, so why bother stealing anything?

[opheliac]

Uuuuh 'cuz it's fun? Have you never tried it before? To take somethin' and get away with it scott free is the best feelin' in the world!!

[inkedspell]

I've stolen plenty of shit before, but never from someone who needed it. There aren't enough grossly rich assholes around who deserve to be taken down a peg or three.

[There are some but not nearly enough to justify making a whole game out of it like Jinx seems to think she should.]

[opheliac]

Hooooow about i offer up the Princess then? She's fancy and prissy lookin'.

(that would also mean robbing vi and L since they live in the same home. and would that mean she would be taking from jinx, too? not at all because she doesn't have anything. )

[inkedspell]

Offer up? Like a challenge, huh? I take it she's a "friend" of yours, too?

[She thinks she's pretty sure who the Princess is, considering Vi's talking about Sansa before, but just checking.]

[opheliac]

Don't make me vomit. She is nowhere near of a friend to me.

(down with sansa, up with air. or whatever.)

[inkedspell]

[Well that answers that. Except not at all. She wonders exactly how easy it is for someone to end up on her Not Friend List.]

So you trying to get me to do your dirty work and mess with her?

[opheliac]

Is there a problem with that?

[inkedspell]

Not as much fun if I don't have a personal stake in it. Nice try, though.

[opheliac]

Okay, fine! How about I'll let you in an embarrassin' secret about Vi?

[still not here]

[faceblocks]

[just waits here, facepalming]

[inkedspell]

[Oh. Oh. This is what normal siblings do, huh? Saeri maybe definitely shows some interest. Yeah, things between her and Vi might be...Something That Isn't Anything But Maybe Something, but she's still her friend. Because Saeri says so. She'll drag them back to normality and acting like nothing happened if she had to fight Vi for it. What a perfect opportunity.]

What kind of secret? The kind she'll hate me for or the kind I can tease her about for the next month and she'll get over it?

[opheliac]

The kind where she ate somethin' without knowin' it was old and she had the WORST breath. — She was quiet for three days 'cuz whenever she spoke? It was pure death.

(a small smirk as her omen, mr. bananas, decides to show up in the video feed to curl up in her lap. jinx holds him like he's a toddler and scratches along his head with her index.)

Goes to show how much she goes in without thinkin'.

[inkedspell]

[A metal hand comes up to her mouth as she snorts in laughter, unable to hold it in. She could mention that she now knows more than enough to not need to barter for a secret, but she also knows only more amazing things could come after the start being something like that.]

Some people are good at adapting and thinking on their feet. That comes with risks.

[Like eating rotten food.]

If you've got more like that, I think we could come to an arrangement.