text : anonymous

[bleedformeplz]

AITA for hanging up posters of my friend reading 'Lost Puppy'???

short story. a friend of mine (hiro) went 180 on me with dementia and ran away from home. being a good friend, thought it was better to hang up posters of his face reading 'lost puppy', added dog ears for him too. listen, hiros picture isnt that great and the ears are an added cute bonus.

spoiler: hiro hurt my feelings when he completely forgot about me then ghosts. guess what im trying to say is, if you see the 'lost puppy' poster of hiro, follow instructions on the flyer and bring him home. and sorry if he kills you in advance.

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Text; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

No, no, this is a brilliant idea. I may need to implement it for a friend if he wanders off for too long.

[.......Luke's gonna attempt to kill him when he sees this post, isn't he?]

Text; un: JustLuke

[faithfulson]

Hey!

[ Luke doesn't need to ask, doesn't need the Force to know this is about him. He just knows. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

Aw, here comes the angry puppy right on cue.

[He just can't help but poke the reek sometimes.]

What? Did I say anything that is untrue?

[faithfulson]

[ Maul is so lucky that Luke only inherited some of his father's ill temper; it's enough for him to frown in annoyance at the response (and though he would never admit it, the expression is more reminiscent of a kicked puppy than not). ]

No.

But I WILL remember this next time we spar.

[ Yes that was a mild threat. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

Yes, yes, you're terrifying. I'll shall sleep with one eye open and everything.

[Maul really is just asking for Luke to kick his ass now. Sorry, Luke, this is why he's still on the Dark Side.]

[faithfulson]

[ Maul really is asking for it. It would be amusing if he wasn't so sure the other man would do the same thing if he ever went missing. He could already picture Maul going around Trench, putting up posters of him with puppy ears and a collar, and he was a thousand percent certain that Reaper would be helping him. ]

[ Stars help them all if his father saw that. ]

Oh, you won't need to worry about sleeping. But I will be around when you least expect it.

[survivalthroughhate]

With all this talk, I shall be quite disappointed if I don't get a good fight out of you.

[Really, Maul can't help sometimes but to rile people up just to see what they will do. Right now he's getting a great reaction out of Luke which is just what he was hoping for.]

[faithfulson]

Don't worry. You've been teaching me well.

[ He is... not considering this is public and anyone can see it. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul isn't considering that either. Oops. Ah well, if any angry Force users show up on his doorstep later on, he knows what caused it.]

Good. I look forward to our bout then.

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[bleedformeplz]

ikr? thank you! =^w^= will ur friend be a lost puppy? kitten? troll hair? i approve!

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh, he's most definitely a puppy. Just all floppy ears and a wagging tail at all times.

[bleedformeplz]

aww floppy woppy. can i pet him?

[survivalthroughhate]

He just might let you. Poor boy just has too much kindness in him. He's even nice to me.

[And Maul knows what a rarity that can really be here in Trench given his divisive personality.]

[bleedformeplz]

[This is too great. Once was a concern/troll post is now...]

awwww not every1 is nice to the dark. ill trade you. mine is always grumpy even when i try to give him a snack.

[Somewhere out there, Shigaraki is probably reading this, and will remember it.]

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh, a grump. Those are fun. Does yours bite?

[bleedformeplz]

yeah and its a big one. lose an arm.

[Totally not a reference to Overhaul.]

[survivalthroughhate]

Such a shame. Better get a muzzle so he'll behave.

[bleedformeplz]

oh! what color should i get him? something he'd enjoy or hate?

OMGSHIGARAKIWILLKILLME=W=

[strike not there!]

[survivalthroughhate]

Definitely go with something he'll hate. Watching him rage over it should be fun.

text; un: jk21a

[hearuthinking]

I'll be on the look-out for him during my patrols.

That poster's pretty funny.

text; anon

[bleedformeplz]

ty. =^w^= i put a lot of thought into it.
um yeah. just post him live. he loves attention.

[hearuthinking]

what the fuck does ty =^w^= mean?

[Sorry he's from 2003 and no one has explained more modern texting to him]

[bleedformeplz]

u dont know?? owo
its my e x p r e s s i o n. =owo= lol
ty short 4 thank yoooooou
u know, saves txting time haha

[hearuthinking]

I think I like just talking on this thing.

Is all that English?

[bleedformeplz]

but its fun
wait. youre reading english? o-o
wooooow. that explains a lot.

[hearuthinking]

So it's not all English?

[He's just getting more confused]

[bleedformeplz]

[welcome to the club.]

english is my 2nd language.
and im not reading english. soooo...
u know, maybe this isnt my language either. maybe the trench? squid langugae? idk =w=

[hearuthinking]

Sure. Squid language. I'll go with that.

[bleedformeplz]

GL = good luck on your patrol.
come back alive. mmkay.

[hearuthinking]

I'll be all right

TY

text; un: endless

[manyone]

I will most certainly keep my eyes open on your behalf.

text; anon

[bleedformeplz]

thank u. it means the world to me.
=w=

private un; suckmyodangos

[bleedformeplz]

BEATRIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEE.
it was meeeeeeee
but rly, hes lost. he forgot about me ;; and im trolling him until he comes back to his senses!!

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[manyone]

Toga-chan!
I hope he remembers soon!!! Boys who forget about you are really the worst!!
Battler forgot about me once!

private;

[bleedformeplz]

they are!!!
bad battler! i can stab him 4 you.
its been a thing lately on here. people forgetting stuff. another month in the trench. =/
i need a hug.

[Meanwhile, she's in clingy mode.]

Re: private;

[manyone]

No!!
Don't stab Battler I love him.
if you want a hug come here
I'll make tea and we can have some sweets.
You can tell me all about it

Re: private;

[bleedformeplz]

GASP.
yep. coming over. now.
for sweets hugs and gossips.
and i want to meet my rival. =w=

Re: private;

[manyone]

Ehh? Rival?
Whatever could you mean?

Re: private;

[bleedformeplz]

nothing~ <333

text; un: d.larusso

[miyagimagic]

[ .. there's just so much to unpack here. And yet this entire story is just weird enough that it can't help but grab Daniel's attention. ]

Are you serious about that 'if he kills you' part?

[ That's a little concerning! Scrap that, more than a little! ]

Are you even serious about any of this? [ Before he's just getting trolled by a teenager.. (Assuming this was posted by one, anyway, since it's not like he can tell.)

Wouldn't be the first time. ]

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[bleedformeplz]

[Despite her trolling on some parts here because it's fun, and the person addressed to deserves this, pettypettypetty...]

Dead serious.

[Whoops, small pun.]

So be careful if you see him, ok? He's very touchy.

[miyagimagic]

I think you should have started with that part if you really are serious about that.

[ Please, there's already enough things here that could kill a person! Let's eliminate some death opportunities here, okay.. ]

Especially since it might be better for people to stay away from him then, rather than attempting to bring him home. [ Who knows, maybe someone who can't even fight will find him and then get into trouble because they were too nice to not help.. Daniel has met some types like that here already. ]

[bleedformeplz]

[Daniel please. It's normal, get with the program.]

naw. bring him home or stay in the peanut gallery.
or better. go talk to him. he might listen.

[miyagimagic]

[ This old man is never going to get hip with the kids! ]

Are you crazy? Why would anyone want to talk to him after you say that?

[ Though maybe some people here would.

They're wild enough. ]

That would mean just willingly putting yourself into danger!

[ He's not even mad, just.. confused..?? ]