text - UN: IceCream (Some old-fashioned Deerington style 4th walling)

[threelayers]

Ok. This is officially an invite to something amazing.
If you are here, and you have not disappeared on me, and know about the Entertainment Feed.
Tomorrow. Six o Clock. Join us at the Entertainment Feed to live Fast.

See the wonders of Rio de Jainero like you will never see them before, and never will again!

Ok, so I've never actually been to Rio, whatever.
It's a hilarious trip, and you do NOT need to have seen the first four to understand what is going on.
You just have to be badass.

Two rules. No fighting. Also, no disappearing mid-film. That's an order.
Also, additional rule. Don't ask me how I got the thing that plays this video originally.
It involved getting some sweaty asshole a towel.

[... Ruby. This is your fault. She's blaming you. No disappearing on her.]

(OOC: Not that we've ever actually had a member of the Fast franchise in this game, and if we'd do I would laugh my way all the way to the bank? Assume that all kinds of the details of the film are just wrong so there's no ACTUAL spoilers. She did swipe it from the Archives after all. Besides, it's Fast. Some names and faces can definitely be changed for the sake of the ... well, Dom. You get the idea.)

Comments

[threelayers]

She's definitely an interesting one, no question.
I didn't ask her about you, since I wasn't 100% sure how she knew you.
But I am really sure she'll love this movie.

It's got lots of explosions.
And she definitely seems like the type to appreciate that.

[faceblocks]

ill pass that one on if you havent told her already
shell like that
next time you hang out i bet you three bloodstones and a drink she says something about my fat hands

gonna bring some chips for this
do you have the corn that pops

exploding corn for explosions on the screen
yeah 💯💯💯💯💯

[threelayers]

You know what, I'll take that bet even if she is you're sister.
Besides, that'll be funny to confirm one way or another, just because.

And movies aren't the same without butter and popcorn.
Thankfully we can manage to get those here.

[faceblocks]

youre on then
theyre way fatter with gauntlets on
shes full of things to say though
if you think im full of opinions hahahahaha
hold on to your ears cause shell talk em off

f yeah this is gonna be great
🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈


[she sure did use that butter emoji a bunch of times. but. the food here and the easy access to it will never get old.]

[threelayers]

Oh man, I've already started getting a feeling about that.
She's hella talkative about just about anything if you're not care, or if you are.
And oh, that's right the battle gauntlets. Hah, good joke.

[faceblocks]

that feeling
its your ears tingling
hold onto em

yup yup
got even better ones now
definitely fatter

shes got some pretty good stories
and when shes in a good mood shes a real blast
tell her i said that one
lmk if she laughs

haha thanks
my jokes are not bad
sometimes even great
jinx tho? got a knack for it what can i say

[threelayers]

One of these days, I'm going to see that explosive personality aren't I?
She's a little spitfire, at least as far as I can tell, so I'm just a little curious.
Either way, lots of ways for us to have fun and yuks.

I'll let you know if she laughs.

[faceblocks]

probably yeah i cant see a way around it
but if she likes you youre good

XD 🍺🍺🍺

[threelayers]

On the plus side, she does seem to like me.
She's definitely an interesting one, I gotta say.
Lot of energy to her.