text - UN: IceCream (Some old-fashioned Deerington style 4th walling)

[threelayers]

Ok. This is officially an invite to something amazing.
If you are here, and you have not disappeared on me, and know about the Entertainment Feed.
Tomorrow. Six o Clock. Join us at the Entertainment Feed to live Fast.

See the wonders of Rio de Jainero like you will never see them before, and never will again!

Ok, so I've never actually been to Rio, whatever.
It's a hilarious trip, and you do NOT need to have seen the first four to understand what is going on.
You just have to be badass.

Two rules. No fighting. Also, no disappearing mid-film. That's an order.
Also, additional rule. Don't ask me how I got the thing that plays this video originally.
It involved getting some sweaty asshole a towel.

[... Ruby. This is your fault. She's blaming you. No disappearing on her.]

(OOC: Not that we've ever actually had a member of the Fast franchise in this game, and if we'd do I would laugh my way all the way to the bank? Assume that all kinds of the details of the film are just wrong so there's no ACTUAL spoilers. She did swipe it from the Archives after all. Besides, it's Fast. Some names and faces can definitely be changed for the sake of the ... well, Dom. You get the idea.)

Comments

text | un: rin

[offinventory]

No fighting is always a rule at The Entertainment Feed. Leave it for the screen/video games.

[onekindsoul]

Oh my gosh.
Are you saying this wasn't just a phase with the whole kidnapping thing!?

Count me in!
I love the new and improved Neo!
She's like FAMILY

un: AskMalice, text

[slayerskiss]

Wait, what's the movie?

[She came from a year before the first Fast and Furious movie came out...]

I'll see it anyway, but like, we talking an action flick or some sappy nerd shit like a romcom?

[threelayers]

True enough but never hurts to remind them.
And here's hoping nobody actually disappears in the middle of the films.
Not like they can really control it.

[threelayers]

Ruby, Red, Rubes.
Have you not noticed that I'm deep down a little troll?
This series is absolutely a way to troll so many people.
It's kind of perfect.

[She sighed a little and laughed to herself. She didn't add that, maybe they would have gotten on better if they hadn't been on different sides to start with. Ah well. They had time.

It... kind of felt good to be treated like family however bittersweet it was.]

[threelayers]

Fast and Furious 5
Don't worry if you think you need to watch the first four.
Making sense of the plot is absolutely not necessary to enjoy it.
Definitely an action flick.

The kind of over the top action flick that you end up laughing at.

[offinventory]

This is the nice reminder.
They can choose not to read. That much can be controlled.

[threelayers]

I doubt we'll actually have any trouble.
Anyone coming to this thing is already the sort of person who wants to laugh and forget problems.
Never hurts to remind, though.

Thanks for hosting this, though.
It'll be silly and agonizing

[offinventory]

I would like that.

Oh, I'm happy to. I'll host what people want, but this... unrealistic entertainment? That's how I relax.

[threelayers]

It's kind of how I relax too.
It's way too far from what I actually know to be true so I can't take it seriously.
I take things too seriously under all the smiles, after all.

[offinventory]

That's the good kind of unrealistic. Personally. Some people like watching what they do for work. IDK didn't get enough of it?

I got or I'll get whatever types people want. I just might not watch it with them.

[onekindsoul]

Oh- Oh.
I noticed for sure. I've seen how you fight and talk to other people. It's hard to miss it.
But this series is so much more than just troll bait.
It's an epic tale as old as time.
About knowing yourself and the people you care about.
About your bonds and always being there for one another.
It's beautiful.

[faceblocks]

still here last time i checked. no plans to disappear.

is it cool if i bring my sister?

so when you say live fast is this a hint. is this another one 🔥🚗🚗🚗🔥
IS IT

who's the asshole you had to get a towel for

text | un: sharpshooter

[azurestar]

waaait wait wait

are we talking the greatest franchise of the early 21st century?

[threelayers]

[It took a minute to get back to her. Sorry. She's rolling on the floor in the midst of side-splitting laughter. Noooope, does not take Dom's life seriously at all. Not at all. But that was so pricelessly Red. It really was.]

Red, I swear only you could absolutely say that quite like that.
Definitely looking forward to watching you fangasm about this series again.
Kind of makes the thing more fun to watch.

[And snicker when she wasn't looking.]

[threelayers]

Yeah, some people really love their work.
I do plenty of monster hunting on my own and the real thing's much better if you ask me.
So I'll take the insane and silly.

Gotta make it so everyone has their fun, right?

[threelayers]

Sure thing, bring our sister along for this.
Say, I didn't know you had a sister, or wait wait wait. I met a girl named Jinx?
She was talking about you at first.

That your sis?
Either way you're fine to bring her along.

Oh him? Some gray skinned guy named Equius.
He draws shit and makes it real, but apparently he sweats a whole lot?
Kind of a serious weirdo.

Re: text | un: sharpshooter

[threelayers]

You.
You need to totally watch this with Ruby.
You two can discuss fan theories.

I will be watching you watch it.
Silently judging and having a blast as I just relax to cars jumping sharks.
Sometimes almost literally.

[offinventory]

That's good, for them.
A bit messy though.

That's the part that makes it a job and not just me relaxing. Still, it's good work.

[azurestar]

me?
since we haven't met, im just gonna assume my legend's finally gotten around to the masses

and ruby will love it
i wasn't kidding when i said it's greatest franchise of the early 21st century
i'd judge anyone who doesn't agree!

[faceblocks]

THAT'S HER
i bet
she say anything super embarrassing
about me i mean

cool cool
its nice to see her making friends here

wait he draws shit and it comes to life?? rly cool but
wow thats sure a tradeoff there

super stoked for this
she has never seen a movie before

[threelayers]

the best jobs are jobs you can enjoy.
Why not love what you do for a living, right?

[threelayers]

She's definitely an interesting one, no question.
I didn't ask her about you, since I wasn't 100% sure how she knew you.
But I am really sure she'll love this movie.

It's got lots of explosions.
And she definitely seems like the type to appreciate that.

[threelayers]

Yes, you. she's already an insane Dom fan.
You have no idea how much of a fangirl she is for him already.
It was like fascination at first sight.

Oh, it's Neo by the way.
I'm a friend of hers.

[Yep, friend. Stabby stabby. friend.]

[offinventory]

It's a nice thought. Seems like Sleepers can have that here.
Miners stuck on installations didn't have much of a choice. Exploitation, it makes the world spin round.